KEK... part 2

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Nope nothing dirty here. Balls. just mean
golf balls. HONESTLY, that what i think.
(hahaha.. when am i honest)

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hahha.. Bullying people is fun to some extend..
But just that gotta bully people in a safe way.

Anyways,
this is how.

Me: Yo, me man, how is yo?
My friend: Whatever...
me: So let's go limteh tommorrow?
My friend: Whatever..

Kek me.. eh..

Kek Making my blood pressure rise.

NEXT DAY - Time to kek back
'
Him: Hi..
Me: What ever..
Him: How was your day?
Me: What ever...

Mwahhahaha..

I jus follow what he do. But i think
Whatever is pretty cool to use if people
annoy you.
mwhhahaah..

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Romantic Stuff to do..

On friendster, change your nick
to " I love you, JANE (but put yo darling
name here)"

Then write a really nice testi with love
and a peom.

Stay in the whole room talking,
talking and talking..

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Gals these days are jus really notti.

I want a guy with 5 C, or 7.. Or 8, 9..
Erm, hmm..

Cs means Credit card, car, bla bla..
I don really know d others ..
So i think i already fail the first test.
don even know what comes next.
hahahha..









Cat, Cartoon network... but i think
gals want Cs to be expensive stuff.

Carate.. Did i spell Karate wrongly.

Sorry LADIES to dissapoint you.
There is not prince charming these
days.

why?

If he look good, either they are taken.
If he are single, he is broke.
If he is single, he might be gay.
If he is single, his expectations are high.
If he is rich, he wanna have many ladies.
If he is rich, he don't look good.
If he is rich, and looks good, he got a bad odor.

Yes, now we're talking.

BUt if can find this kind of guy, is COOL..
so don't give up on 5 cs yea.

But yet, hmm, i think guys should
create their own sets. hmm.. I want
my gal to have 5 b's.. yea..

Big.. HEART.. not i disappoint you.. yea...
Thinking of something cheeky.. I see..

Beautiful.. PERSONALITY..
Best.. ATTITUDE

Best.. Cook. yes, a man's stomach is
a girl target. But if you tapau

tapau = order from somewhere

and say you cook it, is oso cool.

... I can't think of any now.. hmm.

if all the guys in this world, gonna
have all d 5 c's who is gonna sweep
d longkang?

Credit cards make the boss of credit
card richer only. N there are other
considerations. YES, LOOKS,
and potential for growth.

a guy who is smart IS ALWAYS
BETA THan a dumbpoo poo
who will simply spend all his money
on poo pooing.. POOT..
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Something cool to decorate your pc.. Section..

ROCKETDOCK










Just look at the pics.. so awesome.
Download it
now. No need explaination.

WAIT. yes, i need to explain.
This program
not only looks good. BUT.
you can use it to organize shortcuts.

ORGANISE SHORTCUTS LOOKING
COOL. where can you get such a good deal.

download it here
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Weird looking individuals

Quote of d day; BLEHZ..

---------------COMMENT reply

Nonnie
Haha. So if Bobby and I kiss infront of you,
what will you do to us leh?

I will film it and blackmail you later
mwhaha,, hmmm.. I will earn xtra income.
=p

Littleguykitchen
yo cool dude... how r u man? wassup... listening to
i lup u, u lap me ah. wakaka... aiyo, get a girl la...
so gals... Luuee here is for grabs... he's veli nice... :)

hahaa.. Little guy, thnz for your kind words.
Gals, jus grab me at the right places. mwhahah..
(CHEEKY) I am yes Veli nice..

HEY Hadianto Bro, how are you, thnz
for dropping by to give me one comment.
Have a great great day..

-----------------Weird looking lecturer

hahha.. There was the skinny guy
who thought he looked like Hybrid,

I figured something new, he is
so technology savvy tat he wears
tags around him saving

"Computer proffesor, Ahem..
do not mess with me or else
i will hack you"

now presenting a man who likes
to laugh to himself.

Everytime, when i see him anywhere.
I mean anywhere. At restuarants,
schools. and etc.

HE laughs. then I look around everywhere.

Nothing funny. Nope. NoTHING.

But pity oso.. hai..
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Remote control.

After watch Click, i think i need a remote
control. mwhahaha. It should have the same
function.

When for example, a boring person
is talking. mwhhha.. FAST FORWARD.

when meetin with a babe, and afta talkin
with her then rewind and talk with her again.
hahaha.. That what i would do when
i spend de time with Iwan and his babes.
MWHAHAHAH.. -- (EVEL LAUGH)

At mc donalds, after eating something
delicious then can rewind back.

If feel lazy in cllass, jus press the button
to pause and sleep like a pig then later,
wake up. mwhahah..

So many things can do.

Like If see Serene Poo poo. doing something notti,
i can rewind back time and then record it
and blackmail her.
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This is wat happens if you don wanna pay for the
tickets after going to parking.
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PICS OF THE DAY..















Yea, that is me.. Flying, so high yea?
I know la. COOL.














Chemistry is cool. Can do magic..
















Do not steal my apples. Or else.
















Serene and her friend, this is the new trend of
caps to wear. HOT.. hot hot..

gotten from factum.blogspot.com

Oleh, Oleh Oleh..

-----------------OLEH..
Banana
Y is it good?

COZ it looks like
the Brazilian Flag..
The many time
champions of
the world.















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The oldies are bak..

I was at my friend's house, and there
was loud music coming from a room
in his house.

It played "OH,.. MY LOVE, MY DARLING..
i hunger for yo love. Yea. Yea.. " And the
tempo i think was 10.

So i asked my friend

"Is that sound coming from your uncle's
room?" Modern uncle I c.

My friend

"nope, it's my younger bro"

ME; PENGSAN

PENGSAN = FAINTED
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Gals love idols BUT BOYS?

Me: How's the Kangta Vaness Album?
Gal fren: Yep, my bro loves it.

Me: Your BRO? Cool.










-------- IT JUST BUGS ME..

I don know why.. but everytime, i see
a couple, if they go beyond holding hands.
It just irritates me.. Come ON.. why
do they need to show it in public.
HOLDING hands is enough oredi.

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Iwan, MY apologies

a SPECIAL BUS.
Instll it now at Serene's
Poo pOO's workshop.
SERENE, HALF OF WHAT
YOU EARN IS MINE.

I am promoting your workshop for yo.

----------BLEHZ.. Site of the Day

The author of He's not into you. And this
is his show. Watch it now.

http://www.gregbtv.com/index.php

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IWAN, My apologies to you;It's my fault;
Section of the day.
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I checked the ip.. Again..
It was from Victoria Melbourne, Sorry.
Iwan.. I;ve learnt a valued lesson.

Lesson; TO check things more carefully.

IWAN, YOU COOL BRO. I've learnt
something today. BUT STILL you owe
me the babes.

-----------------MEW.. Mew.. mew..















come now to Serene,s workshop, In her
car workshop she fixes this type of cool
exhaust.

If you drive this car out there are shure
gonna be heads turned.

------------------------Poot~pooT

Nonnie: I can see Luuee really loves
to teach bad things to people's child oh.
Don't let your kids near Uncle Luuee!

ahahha.. Nonnie, yes, Uncle LuUeE is the best teacher.
Jus teaches your kids to bully other people for fun.
If you have a son, i would teach him to be a playboy.
sponsor him a fast car, and at the age of 5 teach him
how to court the 20 year old sistas.

Bring him to put tattoo at 15. Dragon tattoo.

Give him bling bling (money) to go play bowling. and
watch good tv shows such as Jarkass.. Mwhahaha..

But no one will bully yo kid, coz he's the most
aggresive.

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>>>btw, my real name is kimberley.
just call me kim. erm...
is he really so mean?
what did he do exactly?

Hmm, Kimberley, i think maybe
it's not that he's mean,
but the maybe he does not
know how to use polite
words.

If you know him long enough, you
will know why i said that.
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I went to a car saleman and he was introducing
me to buy a car..

"Do you wanna buy my G302.. It has sports
rim..
The engines are crazy.. So fast.. and is good
conditioned.

I show you the pics, YOU EVER seen?"

OO.. I was expecting a sports car..
He flipped the pages and show me a car..

It's a box.. A moving box to be exact.. the type of
box car that was trendy 10 years ago.. I think if
i drove that gals would not even wanna step inside"

In the gals' mind "MAN, YOU DRIVE A BOX,
PAI SEH LE (MALU AKA SHY)
if my other gal friends c me.

Where my FACE GO in the babes list.
Later actually,
i am number 5 in their list goes down to
number 100. hhahha..

Hahahha.. No wonder the salesman
wanted to sell
me his box car coz he wanna buy
a sports car.

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hahaha.. I just dont know what is wrong section

Toda,y's people are a bit weird.
Hmm. Today, i saw a couple.

nothing wrong aint it. But this couple i think
just knew for one week. ONE WEEK..
ONE WEEK.. n they are together.

Yep, fine, that is fair enough. BUT...

both of them dumped their ex. BOTH
HAD EX.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG.?
i don know what to say. Hmm. Maybe i
am wrong.. Who knows.

I think i see the word desperate written
right at their face.
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BOBBY KING; tryin to jump on me while
i was poo ppooing in d loo?

LOO toilet.

A magic Trick..

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IP ADDRESS...
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24 Oct 06, 05:26
iwan: hey how could u say tat!
she's so hot... on fire baby!!

24 Oct 06, 05:25

u r bimbo: omg ur such a bimbo...
could u even spell correctly?
go back to primary school and grow up !!!

Iwan, Yea, I support yo bro, but then how come yea,
when i checked the IP.

The Ip of your message and u r bimbo is the same.. hmm..

an IP address can uniquely identify a specific
computer or other network device on a network.

So, I guess, there are two person using your pc.. yea?

--------BLEHZ

A magic trick.. Mwahhhaa.. If you haven eaten anything.
Eat first. Before looking at this post.

A coin trick with a twist.















Takin a coin.. And then...





























Closing my hands...






























And then making it a ring..

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Skinny Guy.. PART II

Once i saw him walking around Clubbing..
Cool.. Every time i see him club, it makes
me wanna club.

N so he Showed everyone these two
cards and say which one was nicer.

On one hand, it was printed by him,
on another, it was printed by another
person.

So He asked

"WHICH IS NICER, YEA?
Mine definitely is nicer."

Look at the other one,
Faded and low quality.
But it's not important
to talk about which one
has a nicer printing..

But the important thing
is on this two cards, there
is a goal. Both of the cards say.

"We must make peace no war"

But he copied mine. Coz, mine
was printed yesterday, and
his was printed today.

-------- BLEHZ...

LASTLY, Iwaschattingwtih my friend,

HE SAid. you know what's more
funnier than when you know a person
is very desperate. THAT PERSON
admits it.

My friend asked this desperate friend.
"I think that gal is not suitable for you,
Why you so desperate"

"YES, i am desperate, SO WHAT?"

------------------------NEH NEH NEH..

The Skinny Guy

-----------Romantic Stuff to do...














My friend did this very romantic thing to his
gf. He knew his Gf loves Kokoberry.

Kokoberry; A cafe that sells drinks

He specially asked the Kokoberry for a
request. He gave them a pic of his gf and
said if she ordered this drink, then give
her this gift.

THE GIFT; Flowers. wif a card that
wrote; "I LOVE YOU BABY,
everyday is a valentine's day"

And so his gf went hours after that and then
later ordered her fav. drink and the waiter
took out the flowers and gave her.

--------------BLEHZ..

PICS OF THE DAY.. 06















Serene's Car.. ; This is how Serene goes
to work everyday. She bought this Unique
car from me, Oil Price very epensive ba.

The only drawback is very slow. Only 20km
per hour so if you wanna get to work
at 8am, you need to wake up at 5 am.















LuLu's Son is so notti, Everyday get in trouble.
I think this time, he was caught for Candy
trafficking, Uncle LuUeE thought him the
trick of the trades.

-----0.0

A skinny Guy...

I know a guy who claims he looks like

T
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H
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B
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COME TO THINK OF IT,
he does look like THE HYBRID.

hmm, I think he loves clubbing a lot.

CLUBBING IS NORMAL YEA?

One time, i saw him clubbing at the
beach and it was only 9.15 am.

BUT CLUBBING AT THE BEACH
IS ANOTHER THING.

I think he clubs at the toilets,
malls, university, car, Cinema,
where you can pretty much
club, he clubs there.

And this is how he does his Clubbing.

























Him; " YEA, BABY, i love to
show off my dance move and
so i will look like the Hybrid and
the gals dig the hybrid.

More of his dance moves.
























Sometimes, i just look at my friend
and say "HMM, is that yo friend?
Nope not mine.''

Below is the last recorded evidence
of him dancing.





















GO hybrid, Go..
Go Hybrid Go..

I think i need to get dance lessons
from him soon. He is jus too KWEEL.

OUR NATION.. MWHAHAH..

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SUPERHERO OF THE DAY





SuperWarren Buffet is my fav. Superhero of all
time. MORE HERE
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COZ IT'S BIO AND I AM YOUR LECTURER

A few days ago, i was talking with my gal friend,
She said, alot of people do not know what the
difference between PMS n Period/ Menstuation is.

Hmm, If i had been their biology teacher, this
concept would have been crystal clear, PLUS
THERE ARE DIAGRAMS WHICH I WILL SHOW
AND CHARTS AND ANALYSIS.

Tom: My Gal friend is havin a pms. That's why
i am in this section now. (u know the section in
the supermarket, that section which guys do not
usully go)

PMS

premenstrual syndrome

Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is a group of
symptoms related to the menstrual cycle.
PMS symptoms occur in the week or two
weeks before your period
(menstruation or monthly bleeding).

read on
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This is good tactic for driving on a road that
has less people.

Taken from Factum.blogspot.com
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People with bad manners..

AT A RESTUARANT (KOPITIAM)

I was in a restaurant and i wanted to use
the toilet n i looked in the bowl, there was
a 15 cm poo poo inside. Man! Who the
heck left it there?

Almost spoilt my appetite.

I bet if someone poo pooed in that person
who poo pooed in the restuarant's toilet's
houses toilet, he would be so mad that he
would put a sign on his toilet.

NO SALESMAN'S POO POO.
I mean 1 dollar per entry PLUS DO NOT
POO POO at my toilet.

AT A FITTING ROOM

I was taking a shirt to be tested on
in a fitting room and so i went in,

Before that there was a fat man.
I went in and the smell in there
was terok (TELLIBLE; terrible)

MAN, THIS GUY NEEDS TO BATH.
WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT
GOING INTO A BATH.

At the toilet once again but another toilet

I went into the toilet and saw that the toilet
bowl inside was yellow, THERE IS THE
FLUSH, WHAT IS SO TOUGH to pull
the flush trigger?

I THINK HE IS A STINGY MAN,
coz at home he has the same
abit (HABIT) so he wanna save
water. So he flush less.
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THE AGE OF MEN

Taken from cagle.com

IT PISEES ME

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My neighbour pisses me...

Everyday, when my neighbour comes back,
he horns. but that's not what piss me.

He horns to ask his wife to open the gate.
I thought, WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING.
Can't he walk down and open the gate himself.

NO wonder he's fat.

SECONDLY, i was at restaurant, and a guy,
sitting there and there was a shelf nearby,
He raised his hands to ask the waitress
to come and take the tomato sauce for him.

Man, that tomato sauce is next to HIM.
Not even 30 cm away.

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Romantic stuff to do..

>>>Buy a domain name and put your darling's name
and then later, put some romantic contents inside.

>>>Surprise her,
by giving her a valentines' gift and tell her,
Everyday with her is a Valentine's day.

>>>Watch a horror movie with her, and hug
her when she is afraid. =p
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NONNIE SAID..

Luuee :
Nonnie = Cute Baby
Luuee = Big Baby
Bobby leh?

Babies grow up differently
due to the reason the ways
their parents educate and feed them.
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COOL IMAGES OF THE DAY




Hungry no more, with this
butter stick you can make butter bread
anywhere.




LuNee's Ps Two Playing stick.. mwhahah..
bet no one owns it yet.. hahhah..


Yes, do not mess with me son, he is a karate
champ and who ever dares to disturb him,
will get their butt whipped.



Serene, why, you feed my dog till so fat while
i was on a vacation. YOU Ah..
you know how hard it is to keep my fit.
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Telepatic powers..

Comment Replies..

LuLu

hahah sometimes the low cut jeans
wear d very nice lhe...
but when you bend down,, hulamak
deep longkang d...

Her Blog here

:::::::::::::::: Yea, lo, Sometimes not sure
if the longkang got clean
properly or not. Some people one very
black. If haven
eaten lunch or dinner yet, then will lose
Appetite. hahahha..

so the solution is, wear your panty
higher.. so when bend down..
HULAMAK one big piece of panty!!!

:::::::::::::::::::: WAGGY TIME

Emiily

homo means same. same stationary. *shrugs*
not so funny anymore, is it?
being a prick can be fun at times. ^^

HER BLOG.

::::::::::::::: Yep, you is right. Mwhahaa..
These are the sometimes i am lost
in words. hahha..

*CLAP* CLAP*

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If superman was to transfer me one power.. I would

like to ask him to grant me some telephatic powers.

What is the telephatic powers?
You may ask..
It's the ability to listen to what people are
saying in their brains. And to modify this power.

I would like to add and off and on button. So
no if there are somethings i don wanna hear, i
just switch my powers off.

Take for example.
Where can this power be useful.

Gal: You are the most handsome guy of all.
I love you.

So i on my telepatic powers,

Gal: Hahhahaha.. I love yo bling ga ling (money).
And you pig looking man. I like Kang ta more.
You are just a pig compared with him.

At a restaurant

Me: MAN, WHERE IS MY FRIES THAT I ORDERS.
WHERE IS IT? I AM GONNA BE PISSED AND
I WILL CALL YOUR MANAGER.

Waiter: You, your money so big ka? I will
spit inside then you know. Tommorrow, i
will cut some nails and then place inside your food
for you to eat. Later let you lousai.

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Nonnie makes the most amazing statements

Just use her comments already can
create a new post entry

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Women used their beauty to seduce customer can already liao.

Where as Men kerlian a bit, always have to

"SATU KILO SATU RINGGIT! MARI LIHAT OI"

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The new SMS language

lyk = like
on9 = online
tym = time
wru = where are you
wrun = where are you now
tmr = tomorrow

I bet if the English teacher saw a student
writing composition like that,
vomit blood till die ah.

"2day, I c my fren on9 in MSN. I ask him
"wrun" and wut tym he wana go out tmr."

Her blog links here

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Pics OF Z DAY







































Serene's fav Tree. Yea, i know You are reading
this Serene.
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Cool yea.. Coz they r..

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I usually write short sms's coz very lazy..
but the only problem about this is that,
Maybe wasting money. So i usually write
a bit of more silly stuff to add.

Hey man, you free tonight?

But since if i only wrote the above it would be
very short and a waste of money. So i add flavors
to sms's just to make it more worth my money.

This is what i wrote to
my friend recently, YEP, THIS IS WHAT
I WROTE. So notti yea.

"Hey man, You free 2 9? I wanna impregnate
ya. Visit you."

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I like my good pal alot that no one can take
him away from me, but then sometimes
he can be really irritating.

One day he Called me.
me: so how is our work progressin?
Him: Well, very well.

Me: Our results are out already.
Him: How much me got?

Me: Really good. 38.5/50
Him: You?

Me: 27.5.
Him: You lyin? Is it true?

Me: Ya, it's true, what for i lie to you.
Him: Are you shure?

Me: No, you get 13.
Him: Ha! So low.. Tell me the truth.

Me: I am telling you the truth.
You go check it out tommorrow.

Him: Take a pic of the result.
Me: I am home now, man... You
go check it out tommorrow.

You know, he asked other friend
to take a pic, but she was also home.
hahhha.. My friend is very unique.
hahhaha.. If he din check the result
he wont be able to sleep. hahahha..

The next day.

Me: So you already check the result?
Him: Nope.

Me in my mind: What, you so calm?
Him: Oh.. I ask another friend to take a
pic of it.

@.@ (*PENSAN*)
hahaha.. No wonder..

Cool friend huh? You wanna own him?
No way, he's mine.
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A very amazing statement Nonnie made

My friend: Hai, no gals like me one.
Nonnie: no gals want you, maybe got guys leh?
hahaha *wink*

I was laughing so much.

Btw, did you know that when you laugh, you
actually excercising you tummy muscle
and mouth muscle.

hahaha. Might not be true.
Just a theory of mine that is unproven.

And so one day, i decided to use Nonnie's
notti statement.

My friend who had a Vacuum was presenting
bout Television.

So later I asked him a question.

Me: So, Do you like watching Miss World?
And is it bad?

Him: Nope.

Me: Oooo~ I c, so you watch Mr WOrld?
(BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN)

You know why it's termed broke back,
Coz usually if two guys have
neh that one that one.

Then later very painful. At the back.
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-PiCZ of D day.-


















I never found Beer to be Apealing
coz it taste very bitter..
But ooo~ a choco beer, now they
talking. They should also have the
mc flurry Oreo Beer, or the
Hello Panda Beer. ANything that
contains the chocolate is for me.
















Meet my best pal, Pain Lover. Many gals dig
him coz he can endure pain. But the only bad
thing is that you will end up not havin to dry
your clothes. If you found that at home you
clothes hanging clippers are missing. It's him.













Hmm. Looks delicious. Do they come in chocolate
covered. I need to order mine now. I think i like
Some oreo on it. too.














No brokeback action please. The nearest
toilet and hospital is 1 km away. If you wanna
do brokeback action go to your nearest wrestling
ring.
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Man finds £10,000 in McDonald's meal

A Belgian man who ordered a burger from
a McDonald's restaurant was amazed to
find £10,000 cash in the same bag.

Read here.

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