OUR NATION.. MWHAHAH..
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SUPERHERO OF THE DAY
SuperWarren Buffet is my fav. Superhero of all
time. MORE HERE
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COZ IT'S BIO AND I AM YOUR LECTURER
A few days ago, i was talking with my gal friend,
She said, alot of people do not know what the
difference between PMS n Period/ Menstuation is.
Hmm, If i had been their biology teacher, this
concept would have been crystal clear, PLUS
THERE ARE DIAGRAMS WHICH I WILL SHOW
AND CHARTS AND ANALYSIS.
Tom: My Gal friend is havin a pms. That's why
i am in this section now. (u know the section in
the supermarket, that section which guys do not
usully go)
PMS
symptoms related to the menstrual cycle.
PMS symptoms occur in the week or two
weeks before your period
(menstruation or monthly bleeding).
read on
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This is good tactic for driving on a road that
has less people.
Taken from Factum.blogspot.com
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People with bad manners..
AT A RESTUARANT (KOPITIAM)
I was in a restaurant and i wanted to use
the toilet n i looked in the bowl, there was
a 15 cm poo poo inside. Man! Who the
heck left it there?
Almost spoilt my appetite.
I bet if someone poo pooed in that person
who poo pooed in the restuarant's toilet's
houses toilet, he would be so mad that he
would put a sign on his toilet.
NO SALESMAN'S POO POO.
I mean 1 dollar per entry PLUS DO NOT
POO POO at my toilet.
AT A FITTING ROOM
I was taking a shirt to be tested on
in a fitting room and so i went in,
Before that there was a fat man.
I went in and the smell in there
was terok (TELLIBLE; terrible)
MAN, THIS GUY NEEDS TO BATH.
WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT
GOING INTO A BATH.
At the toilet once again but another toilet
I went into the toilet and saw that the toilet
bowl inside was yellow, THERE IS THE
FLUSH, WHAT IS SO TOUGH to pull
the flush trigger?
I THINK HE IS A STINGY MAN,
coz at home he has the same
abit (HABIT) so he wanna save
water. So he flush less.
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THE AGE OF MEN
SUPERHERO OF THE DAY
SuperWarren Buffet is my fav. Superhero of all
time. MORE HERE
------------------------------------------------
COZ IT'S BIO AND I AM YOUR LECTURER
A few days ago, i was talking with my gal friend,
She said, alot of people do not know what the
difference between PMS n Period/ Menstuation is.
Hmm, If i had been their biology teacher, this
concept would have been crystal clear, PLUS
THERE ARE DIAGRAMS WHICH I WILL SHOW
AND CHARTS AND ANALYSIS.
Tom: My Gal friend is havin a pms. That's why
i am in this section now. (u know the section in
the supermarket, that section which guys do not
usully go)
PMS
premenstrual syndrome
Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is a group of
symptoms related to the menstrual cycle.
PMS symptoms occur in the week or two
weeks before your period
(menstruation or monthly bleeding).
read on
----------------------------------------
This is good tactic for driving on a road that
has less people.
Taken from Factum.blogspot.com
----------------------------------------
People with bad manners..
AT A RESTUARANT (KOPITIAM)
I was in a restaurant and i wanted to use
the toilet n i looked in the bowl, there was
a 15 cm poo poo inside. Man! Who the
heck left it there?
Almost spoilt my appetite.
I bet if someone poo pooed in that person
who poo pooed in the restuarant's toilet's
houses toilet, he would be so mad that he
would put a sign on his toilet.
NO SALESMAN'S POO POO.
I mean 1 dollar per entry PLUS DO NOT
POO POO at my toilet.
AT A FITTING ROOM
I was taking a shirt to be tested on
in a fitting room and so i went in,
Before that there was a fat man.
I went in and the smell in there
was terok (TELLIBLE; terrible)
MAN, THIS GUY NEEDS TO BATH.
WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT
GOING INTO A BATH.
At the toilet once again but another toilet
I went into the toilet and saw that the toilet
bowl inside was yellow, THERE IS THE
FLUSH, WHAT IS SO TOUGH to pull
the flush trigger?
I THINK HE IS A STINGY MAN,
coz at home he has the same
abit (HABIT) so he wanna save
water. So he flush less.
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THE AGE OF MEN
3 Comments:
Maybe in the future there's a law saying that
"All females must wear the wrist band on their hand indicating that they're having PMS to avoid innocent men to kana bomb"
hhahaha.. yea.. lo Nonnie, a wrist band that detects the changes in mood in a gal.. mwhahaha.. it would be a hot selller in all shops.
THE MOTTO: BOYFRIENDS DO NOT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BEING BOMBED NO MORE.
haha
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