==========-------- hhah.. In the chinese new year, it seems that everyone is so stylish..
COZ THEY ARE NEW.. mwhaha.. yes.. New clothes.
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I got this from Comedy central, Small kids jus love to talk about alot of things. For example Pokemon, Kid: Bro, Do you like pokemon? Bro: not really. Kid: well, i particularly like pikachu, he is yellow, very powerful, round. And next one i like is pink, with many hair, and erm, he likes cookies.
Bro: ooo.. i c i c Kid: So i play these pokemons everysingle day coz they are really fun. Not only they r cute, but they are powerful.
Bro bringing his little brother to the bath room: Well, this is my shaver, and that is my facial form, and shave three times a week, plus i scrub so i look good to the babes.
Bro, now do you know how that feels?
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Got some cool pics.. from other blog.
How cool can that be? And it a gal.
For who wants fried rice today, these are some of the ingredients.
Got these pics from www.jayelleenelial.com
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From friendster..
hahha.. Horny Ang Moh, I see that your drooling already.
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Some cool videos..
The power of old people. Do not mess with the granny or else. You will pay. Pay. i say. ============---------
Nonnie' s a teacher and she gave them a bunch of question to write and these are some of the most intelligent ones. mwhahha...
Notti little kids these days. I got this from Nonnie's blog. Kisich.blogspot.com Check it out.
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haha.. I was going up to the stairs of a shopping mall..
When i was stopped by many many butts.
There was so many butts infront of me. Blocking the entrance. THe air was tense,
I was just wondering, how do i get through the butts? And did the butts have smell. And if there was smell, how do i pass through those butts without sacrificing my appetite for my lunch.
But finally i went through. Sweating and smelly.
----------------------========= I was at my buddies house. and looked at his speakers. So where you got them, you sold me yours.
Bud: I got it from my brother. Me: So how about your bro? Bud: He got his from dad? me: So how bout your dad? Bud: He has another set.
*pengsan*
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One day my i was chatting with one of my friend and he asked.
my friend : Piku (My friend is calling me Piku which means butt in mandarin) what are you doing? Me: Piku has shitted today and it was hard, very hard to come out, i think it was due to the lack of water.
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My friend: if one day i got so rich, i would go to a shop and pick out the clothes and put it on the counter and then later, say
These are the ones i don't want. I want to buy all the clothes from the shop.
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Do you know why is it nice to be with old people cozyou can actually feel strong. mwhahah..
For example:
Grandma: Son, can you help me to carry the milk? Son taking the milk from grandma lifting it up: yes, grandma. I am so strong. Grandma: you are so strong. you should be fighting crime.
One day, i was sitting with a senior citizen. My sis said: Bro, what is that smell. Me: actually, it's the breath of the senior citizen. My sis: Oh my, can we move to the other place coz i really cannot stand it.
Me: Yea, i know, i also don think i can stand it but i have no choice, coz i wanna be polite.
After sitting there for around 30 minutes, i really couldn't take it. Hmm, imagine there is a fart. And that fart comes out of mouth.
and imagine the smell is different from the fart. but is as smelly as fart. You know what i mean.
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Did you know that everytime, a person says this "Shh.. this is a secret do not tell it to other people."
That the last line will be remembered.
Example:
My friend: LuUeE, did you know that, i had a mole at my butt. Don't tell that to anyone.
You know what, everytime, my friend says dont tell anyone, i feel like telling other people. And did you notice that the words Dont tell anyone become the book mark. hahaha..
So next time you say dont tell anyone, i think it will be told to someone. human nature.
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Gals usually feel shy when they fart. Not unless they are close to you.
The first time on a date.
Gal: I think i need to go to toilet. Boy: Go ahead. Gal: In the toilet. Yes, it's time to fart.
Firstly, Happy Chinese New Year, It is the year of the pig.
Yes, it the cute pig year. Pigs serve to purpose. To be eaten and to be adore. People love the pig yet eat it.. btw, those pigs that are adores, are soft toys pig.
To start with is a video i got from Vincentchow.net
It's a chinese new year video.
But the question still remains. Is that a gal or a guy. The one in the long hair. And what type of shampoo is he/she using that the hair can be so so straight. Hope you enjoy the video.
