Yes, She belongs to Me. ................. ................ .............. ....... .... . IN THE FUTURE. I will call her Baby.
This is the second job, i've quit before even starting it. I just feel that something is missing.
This time, i went to this company who offered me Rm 500 and commission. Work hours are from 10 - 9.30pm.
20000 sales commission is just Rm 500. So in a month my salary would be around 1000.
If i took this job, i would be working the whole day. When will i get a time to date, go gym, look at cars, look at money.. YEA.
SO I WENT TO THE BOSS TODAY, said to him. when i saw him..
"I'VE GOTTEN OTHER JOBS, THANK YOU, I THINK THE WORKING HOURS ARE TOO LONG."
Finally his fox tail has come out. He did not smile at all. He din look at me. I could see a big black cloud on top of his head. HE "BIN SO CAU CAU". That means FACE BLACK.
BLEKS. So SMALL GAS. HAHA..
LUUUUEEE.. YOU ARE DOOMED. I WILL EAT YOU, GRIND YOU, HIT YOU LIKE THE BUTT YOU ARE.
HAHA.. he looked calm outside. But i could see he was not so feeling so calm. This is how he loook like from inside out.
Wonder what if i was his gf and i've rejected him. hahaha..
First.. I really tulan (Bee song ( Not very like)) people who ask me for my personal stuff to just criticize it.
I was at this shopping mall, when a guy asked me my age. He was a sales person.
What"S your age? 22.. WHat, ONNNNNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLLYYY ..22.. And he stops there. It's the longest only i've heard so far.
Not that i mind bout anything, but that's just plain rude. For me, if i have nothing nice to say, i won't open my mouth. yep, Only the most honest answers you can get from the honest guy. mwhaha.. THAT'S JUST ME. Cause i am LuUeE.
What does that mean, man, do i look 30.. Just jeloz i am younger than him still got many years of looking good in front of him. BLEKS to him. Skinny man. Jus jelos.. this guy.
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Hmm.. What i found out i love bout gals.
PERFUME. number 1. A great perfume on an attractive gal makes my mind go blank. And just wanna smell more.
A really cool Stlye.
A perfect smile.
A nicely lightly dyed brown hair.
A great attitude.
And a cute baby face.
A notti and bad gal attitude.
White Tofu skin.
The typa gal that can send electric into me. hehe..
Hmm.. yep, these are what i think really attracts me in a gal. Drooling now. thinking of it. ===============-------
Went to swimming a couple of days ago.
Haiz.. too bad, that's not what the swimming arena looked like at the day i went.
Got some tan. Feels good to know, i am a bit darker in color. Looks more solid. Like a rock. Hmm.. still remembered this funny stuff my friend said.
One day, he and some guys saw a really hot gal, she went into the water swimming, and then they placed their googles, went in the water, went to swimm, and you know what they saw. IT WAS HORRIFIC. I GOTTA WARN YOU FIRST. this ones' gonna spoil your appetite.
SHE WAS REALLY REALLY HAIRY. WHAT WE CALL THAT IN MALAY IS BULU. BER BULU. esp near the bikinis she was wearing. Who knows i might, be the guy who saw that too.
Saw some guys, hmm... which inspired me to built men's bra, comes from size a to c. The only difference, they can legally show off at the public without being caught. Whenever they were near the water, there is a danger. Would the water splash out till there was none. hahaha..
Sorry, my friends that i've not updated long. This one is gonna be long.
Something cute and sarcastic today.
Chocolate time..
yes, This is my fav chocolate. OO.. YEA.
-- Its always a wonder why some people, buy the lousy chocolates. One of my friends, bought me a chocolate bought from Somewhere, cannot say the name.
When i ate it, It tasted just like a candle. Yes, except their black in color. That friend, really stingy, buy stuff for friend always buy the lousy things. Man, candles are lighting up when there's no light.
OO.. yea, my friend who i said, won't be reading this message. But friend, i think you need to buy me better chocolates. I don't like candle wax.
And even the wrapper cover of that chocolate my friend gave looks like it is only 1.99 le. i also can take 1.99 from my own pocket.
And this friend very unique, When she counts the cents, she counts the cents. I mean it. Once.
OOpps.. did i say is a she. That's right. It's a she. And not just any she. Is a stingy gal.
Once i was in the shopping, i bought something. It was erm.. 12.99.
I paid with 13 bucks. And you know what she did? Instead of paying me 13 bucks, paid me 12.99. Man, i paid with a dollar. I hate cents. And you know what's worse? This really is the number one stingy thing you will ever had to hear.
Can i pay 12.50. *PENG*
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I never did it..
haha.. Sometimes, i hear people who say i never did it.. But yes, they did it.. Example.
A guy: Hmm, Many guys so damn desperate, love to court gals. Lucky i not like that. Another guy: Hey, man, din't i see you courting Silvia just now?
Hahahaha..
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Me and my bro was talking something silly today.
Him: Tommorrow you free ka? Me: yea, you want me ka? Him: Yes paktol. Me: ok, sure. Let's go paktol. Can you be my gf? Him: Ooo.. sorry handsome, i got another guy.
After i read this on msn, i laughed so much. hahaha..
Him: So tommorrow nite where you going? Me: Oh, one of my friend who smokes, his whole house very very smelly, so i going there. I think i need a gas mask.
This first song here i've got this time, is from a guy.. Quite funny to some extend, but some parts are not for younger viewers. Younger viewers be warned.
====-----Today's whole theme is dedicated to love.
I was on a forum a couple of days ago, and saw a forum's topic. It was titled "What turns off/ on"
I am gonna paste in here some of the funniest most sarcastic stuff i've read in here.
Some of the most common turn ons are the following. Nice smile Good fashion sense Nice skin Nice teeth Handsome Tall Sexy Generous Smart
But i think the turn offs are more interesting. Coz they are really funny.
long greasy hair bad acne bowl cut hair bad grades (no effort) disgusting habits pimples all over face dandruff all over hair shorter than me Cries easily Had too many gfs in the past Bushy eyebrows Gothic BORING personalities! Crappy fashion Fat...sorry stubby nose wannabe gangster looks too skinny Smells horrible Flat hair Using the F word every other word (such an insult to the vast vocabulary in our language) Overly sensitive/romantic Sweet-talkers who are too obvious gigantic yellow plague-covered teeth big hairy nostrils with boogers hanging out of them mustache..... i think some mustaches have mustache lice..... or fleas... ghetto talk perverted constant whining and complaining
If you wanna read the full list of stuff of what was written click here. This is where i got it from.
I think a good boyfriend should be one that will not mind about what his gf does as long as it's acceptable, not feel jealous, have goals in life, athletic, likes to listen to his gf when she talks, good mannered, not too masculine, funny, gives a gal comfort, space.. love.. yea.. I guess, that's it.
I think what turns me on in a gal is cute, has a cute big smile, cute personality...Chubby face. Wants my attention all the time.. hehe.. i guess that's it.
Speaking of this, I was at a restaurant a few days ago, Saw one man. On his face was a map of my garden. There was so many hard pimples stuck there. And it was black color. And.. It's proximity(distance) was just nearby each other. It was like a cookie that was stuck on his face. As he wanted to call a waitress to come over to him, he raise one of his hands up high. And lighted up the lighter. I told my sister, who loves to pinch pimples, that quickly go pinch it from his face. I can imagine him singing disco. One hand up and one hand down.
hehe.. Speaking of love here. I've gotten a whole list of love songs, that i will place in my blog pretty soon.
Starting from the second song. The band is called Nb Ridaz, They are mexican and they sound korean. HOW COOL IS THAT.
Still there are stuff that i think should remain at home at not out in the public for couples.
Like kissing in front of me and Hugging in front of me like eating a very very delicious MCdonald's Ice Cream. Hmm.. Makes me hungry now. ICE CREAM... yummy...
Then what appens after they married, How come i din see so much of those intimate moments. WHERE?
I was about to join an sales job, but i figured out something was fishy. Before you become an sales agent, you needed a license. And to get a license you need a test. Without a test, the recruiter wanted me to sell the product.
I had no idea what i was selling. So I asked the recruiter a few questions
Me: So if i don know a single thing, can i follow you around while you meet new clients to learn from you?
Him: You just let me know when you have clients, call me and then ask me to come to explain to them.
Me: Huh? But that would annoy the person who i want to sell coz they would not wanna wait 30 more minutes for the product to be presented. People do not want to wait. They would be thinking why is this person selling me this product while he has no idea.
Him: There's gonna be a sales training on mid this month. You wanna attend, its good. 500 just for the conference. Ticket not included.
Me: Huh? In that case, my mommy would whoop my ass. Haven earn the first salary already need to pay for expenses.
Him: Oh, so can you write a list of 100 of your friends? Me: I don't think i can even complete 15. By the way, how do i get to sell to those people that i do not know. My friends, either they've graduated and has gone back to their home town, Then other friends are students, and some friends who work, has free time at night, but that time they need to rest. And so if friday and sundays, that's family day.
So at the end, i din take the job. Coz i know that if i do sell under this recruiter, all my customers at the end would be his. I think my face aint thick enough. Later, all the mothers in law would not let me marry their daughters. hhaha.. Father in laws would kick me out of the door. blehz.
When i ask questions, i really need to ask questions to make shure i really understand everything. if not later customers would be complaining to me.
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I know some of you is in love. I don't deny it, me too. So i've brought you a calculator. Aijiet, hmm, we very much know what that is.
haha.. This is a love calculator, it calculates whether you and your partner is compatible or not, you can do this just by keying in the names. click here.
Try it, it's fun. I tried it and the result is astounding.
Speaking of fun, i found a very funny video. This is what happens, if a bug goes into the skin. VERY VERY FUNNY. It's not everyday that these situation occurs.
A Bug Problem - (Evolution) - More free videos are here Next time if a bug goes into your skin, you need to take it from behind as that is shown in the movie. I think that's the correct way. As i've known, if you have this type of surgery, it is gonna cost alot of money for the bug to be removed. Just like shown in the video. And i know some friends who are in need to get some cheaper cars.
So i've imported some cars specially for those who seek a cheaper car right now. It's a deal.
Only 5.99 now. 5.99. This car is so cool. Everyone will notice it.
If you ain satisfied with that ride, your gonna love this. For this, it's free, just ask your great boyfriend to carry you in such a manner. This is good esp when you feel tired. Or sleepy.
Recently, i was talking with my good friend gf, Wing Gf, she told me she ate fried ice cream, then i was thinking?
hmm.. is it possible even to have fried ice cream? Coz ice cream is cold and frying is hot. Just like gals are gals and guys are guys, they are diffeent.
Hmm.. so i guess, when were eating ice cream fried, it means we are eating gays (between a guy and gal) but even gays have one gender too. If a gal becomes a gay, she's still a gal.. hmm..
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