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Some of the very amazing stuff my friend said to me..

My friend: if one day i got so rich, i would go to
a shop and pick out the clothes and put it on the counter
and then later, say

These are the ones i don't want. I want to buy all the
clothes from the shop.

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Got this from comedy central.

Do you know why is it nice to be with old people
cozyou can actually feel strong. mwhahah..

For example:

Grandma: Son, can you help me to carry
the milk?
Son taking the milk from grandma lifting it up:
yes, grandma. I am so strong.
Grandma: you are so strong. you should be fighting
crime.

One day, i was sitting with a senior citizen.
My sis said: Bro, what is that smell.
Me: actually, it's the breath of the senior citizen.
My sis: Oh my, can we move to the other place coz
i really cannot stand it.

Me: Yea, i know, i also don think i can stand it
but i have no choice, coz i wanna be polite.

After sitting there for around 30 minutes,
i really couldn't take it. Hmm, imagine there is a fart.
And that fart comes out of mouth.

and imagine the smell is different from the fart.
but is as smelly as fart. You know what i mean.

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Did you know that everytime, a person says this

"Shh.. this is a secret do not tell it to other people."

That the last line will be remembered.

Example:

My friend: LuUeE, did you know that, i had a mole
at my butt. Don't tell that to anyone.

You know what, everytime, my friend says dont tell
anyone, i feel like telling other people.
And did you notice that the words Dont tell
anyone become the book mark. hahaha..

So next time you say dont tell anyone,
i think it will be told to someone.

human nature.

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Gals usually feel shy when they fart.
Not unless they are close to you.

The first time on a date.

Gal: I think i need to go to toilet.
Boy: Go ahead.
Gal: In the toilet. Yes, it's time to fart.

poootttt..............


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Or who knows they may be playing
Battleshit.. Opps. I mean Battle ship.

I had a very funny conversation with a friend

Gal: I wanna fart.
Me: There is a toilet there. Go and fart inside.

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Kiss me baby, kiss me.. haha..

=========------------This video is really funny.. mwhhaa..
And imagine being able to eat while watching someone.

Shit.


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Firstly, Happy Chinese New Year,
It is the year of the pig.

















Yes, it the cute pig year. Pigs serve to purpose.
To be eaten and to be adore. People love the pig
yet eat it.. btw, those pigs that are adores, are
soft toys pig.












To start with is a video i got from
Vincentchow.net

It's a chinese new year video.



But the question still remains. Is that
a gal or a guy. The one in the long hair.
And what type of shampoo is he/she using
that the hair can be so so straight.
Hope you enjoy the video.


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A very very cool dance that you can
learn to celebrate the new year of
the pig.

How cool is the year of the pig,
o yea, know a pig who stay opposite of
my house. He is currently painting
his gate. And i think he is using
low quality paint, and so the smell of the
paint is coming to my house.

damn. That smell. From him and
his low quality paint. I need my daily
excercise. and due to that, it's stopping
me from another day of excercise.


And i took a pic of him, digging into
the barrel.
















But too bad thats not him. I wish it was him.

blehz.

A few days ago, another pig came to my house.
He was installing the satellite at my place.
He was FAT and SMELLY.
Unfortunately his sweat droplets fell onto
my floor. NO NO.. NO NO NO.....

but luckily, it mixed with the dirt
on his shirt. Now at least i know where to
find the germs.. ooo.. yea.

I used a high concentrated anti biotik, SPECIALLY
ORDERED from Europe to clean it.
OO.. imagine how many smelly germs could have
spread around my house. And when the hot
babes come to my house, she might think the
sweaty smelly spots are from me.

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