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Some of the very amazing stuff my friend said to me..

My friend: if one day i got so rich, i would go to
a shop and pick out the clothes and put it on the counter
and then later, say

These are the ones i don't want. I want to buy all the
clothes from the shop.

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Got this from comedy central.

Do you know why is it nice to be with old people
cozyou can actually feel strong. mwhahah..

For example:

Grandma: Son, can you help me to carry
the milk?
Son taking the milk from grandma lifting it up:
yes, grandma. I am so strong.
Grandma: you are so strong. you should be fighting
crime.

One day, i was sitting with a senior citizen.
My sis said: Bro, what is that smell.
Me: actually, it's the breath of the senior citizen.
My sis: Oh my, can we move to the other place coz
i really cannot stand it.

Me: Yea, i know, i also don think i can stand it
but i have no choice, coz i wanna be polite.

After sitting there for around 30 minutes,
i really couldn't take it. Hmm, imagine there is a fart.
And that fart comes out of mouth.

and imagine the smell is different from the fart.
but is as smelly as fart. You know what i mean.

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Did you know that everytime, a person says this

"Shh.. this is a secret do not tell it to other people."

That the last line will be remembered.

Example:

My friend: LuUeE, did you know that, i had a mole
at my butt. Don't tell that to anyone.

You know what, everytime, my friend says dont tell
anyone, i feel like telling other people.
And did you notice that the words Dont tell
anyone become the book mark. hahaha..

So next time you say dont tell anyone,
i think it will be told to someone.

human nature.

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Gals usually feel shy when they fart.
Not unless they are close to you.

The first time on a date.

Gal: I think i need to go to toilet.
Boy: Go ahead.
Gal: In the toilet. Yes, it's time to fart.

poootttt..............


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Or who knows they may be playing
Battleshit.. Opps. I mean Battle ship.

I had a very funny conversation with a friend

Gal: I wanna fart.
Me: There is a toilet there. Go and fart inside.

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Kiss me baby, kiss me.. haha..

=========------------This video is really funny.. mwhhaa..
And imagine being able to eat while watching someone.

Shit.


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