Sometimes, when I go out, and drink these ice blended chocolate, coffee.. etc, i just wonder should i suck finish all the liquid, coz some of the liquid is still left.
But then if i suck all the liquid inside later will have a loud sound.
Picture this;
Going on a date, and there is still some liquid left in the blended chocolate which i ordered, And becoz one cup of it, cost a lot , I suck on it, really loudly, coz every single water particle in that cup cost 1 cent.
Then my date will think
"WHAT is my boyfriend doing on the firstdate, this is just too embarrasing."
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Recently, My Vivian, has gone to the workshop to fix due to some problems starting the car.
It is a good time for it to break down now.
Coz if it's later there will be a problem.
Picture this; Going out with a date, arriving at a very posh restaurant, and then we look very glamourous, eating, then come out,
I wanna start the car and then the car breakdowns. Everyone's eyes will look towards me and my date
And my date will be thinking
"Oh, my, my friends are looking, so embarrasing"
And so she shoulds
"Nope, this is not my date, i just went to eat with him, coz he threaten me"
I don not know him.. ============--------
Did you ever bite your pillow coz it taste so good, esp the recycled saliva?
I've been addicted to it, when i was young, The feeling was like going to disney land, although, i like to go to eat french fries more now adays, a replacement for pillow biting.
Anyways, what is pillow biting really like, what happens, this is the question to answer today.
Basically, when you bite a pillow, saliva is injected into the pillow, and since inside the pillow has got soft cotton, biting a pillow is like biting cotton candy. except like biting a sour cotton candy. But due to it's different taste, biting pillow is very thrilling.
Esp when you bite it, then the saliva come back into your mouth. Like drinking your own saliva, and injecting it back.
Blehz, Did i spoilt your lunch? this entry was meant to do that. ==========------- PIGS OF THE DAY... taken from factum.blogspot.com
Today, i went to fix my car, coz i thought, My car can start but then stop... then i went to the mechanic to fix my car,
Brought the mechanic to my place,
Suddenly the car works properly, And i said;
"PLEASE, Don work properly... "
but it worked.
And i had to pay the man $10.
I said. Don't know why it works now? And he sarcasticly said "No need to say why, only pay me 10 bucks" With a look like wanna diarrheas..
But still it was worth checking, anything for my lovely VIvian.
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I was hearing one song, and the main lyrics was
"Your pretty when your faithful, Your pretty when your faithful"
By Bush called inflatables..
Yep, this is true, when a couple love each other alot then suddenly breakup. suddenly the guy will feel the gal to be not pretty and the gal will feel that the guy is not handsome.
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One day, My friend came to class, he had a very weird spiky hair.
Too much wax and too far of a gap between hair.
So i told my friend,
"You know in class got a guy has a weird hair stlye"
Amazingly, his hair stlye was not weird spiky anymore the next day, and the day day after that day.. , i got really shocked. Like he could hear what i said to my fren..
blehz..
=== --- Did you have a frend who had a very bad hair stlye but you din wanna tell them coz you din wanna hurt them?
But i guess it hurts your eyes, everytime, looking at that hair. It looks so TERUK (horrible) La..
Some guys i saw, leave their hair so long, from the back, when you look, accidently, think is a auntie.
And the hair like wanna
ROSAK (damage)
then wanna broken. And very Dry.
I keep wondering how to tell your friend le?
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Did you ever see bad guys becoming good? This is the video of bad guys become good citizens on earth.
When couples get together, See them, kiss, kiss, hug, kiss, hug, kiss, hug.. So close.
btw; i really dislike looking couples do this in public.
Wanna kiss, go home ba. Got home. No groppings please. esp the butt area.
But what if the relationship ends?
Scold each other, say each other is bad person. Tell other people how bad the other is. Give back all the gifts. coz it got the memories.
And feel painful, cry here and there. Getting emotional. Feelings coming out. Alot of problem la.
"Its a mistake" Then cry. cry and cry.
"I still thinking of him/her" And that person with other people happy with another person.
Blame here and there. ======----------
How to annoy people.
A; I went to check the doctor Me; which doctor? A; Liver Me; what is his name? A; I din see Me; did you get his namecard? A; nope Me; How much you pay? A; $400 Me; Wow, so much, hmm.. so was she cute?
Hahha.. guess that when you read this conversation you get annoyed. ==============-------
The best view in the house. Good view esp when you eat something delicous.
The middle one is me, yes, i look sexy.
Cold... If you swim inside i don gurantee what will happen to your little brother.
The net has been slow lately due to the earthquake which needs two more weeks of repair. We are lucky, we gonna still have houses.
Two kids were made orphan protecting her children from collapsing rubble.
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Did you know that at night, everything looks good. Your car seems to look better, your room seems to look better, the weather seems cooler.
And your date looks better. If you wanna look better, always go out at night.
Let me show you an example.
Before is the pretty gal you see before 9 pm.. and after is the gal you see after 10 pm.
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Durian sellers.
This is the month of the durian. And the durian sellers are smart. Although the durian is rosak already, they still sell. it.
How to get a good durian. 1. There must be no holes. If got hole, means something is inside. 2. There must not be a spilt open If got spilt open means the durian oredi few days old, already open by other customers and rejected and placed there for sale.
But the sellers are smart. They use a rubber band to tie it.
The seller rushing ;buy this one good, good.
But when you go home open, inside rosak. Must inspect the durian carefully,
And if there is no smell means the durian not yet ripe, if too much smell, durian too ripe.
