Monday, May 14, 2007

Today's post is bout LOVE..
and i love talking bout LOVE,
coz everyone LOVES LOVE.
LOVE .. AH... chhhh..
















One day out with a my good friend, Eliza, ahaha..
We saw a couple, wore shirts that matched each
other.

She said "WHAT THE? " Matching uniforms?
Scared people din know they are a couple, is it?"
haha..

I Laughed so hard, and to continue, there was
another annoying thing that some couples do
in the public, like holding each other so tight in
in public, kissing, being romantic.

What.. HOW BOUT THE GUY CARRYING
THE BAG FOR HIS GAL.. MWHAHAHA..
LOLxxxxxxxx..

Please, Baby, let me hold your bag.

Please ,Baby, I buy all the things you want me to,
and i will give you all the things you want.

Hmm, What about after he got married with his wife?
How many actually still do these romantic stuff?

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Anyways, next, Some of the rejections line,
i got from a website. Thats its cool to use. mwhaha..
BY THE LADIES. TO THE GUYS.



he:"Your place or mine?"
she:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

he:"What sign were you born under?"
she:"No Parking."

he: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
she:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

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One morning i was in bed at 7am when i heard some glass smashed.
I got up imidiately altough i was sleepy just to check how Vivien
was. I was worried bout her. BTW, Vivien's my car.

I went out my door looked around, ah.. Vivien's fine.

Recently, i've hurt Vivien....

Dear Vivien,
i know we've been married for some time
now, when your dirty, i wash you,
Everyday i hold your hand (the steering wheels),
I am really sorry for being so careless,
Scratched your heart(bumper) very badly,
I know this will hurt you for a while,
When i start to work, i promise you,
to try my best and make it up for you...

So another thing i found out,
Guys who do not have mascular hands,
and hairy armpits better stick to wearing
sleeved shirts. Or else.

GALS will get really turned off.
Looking at the sweaty flabby hands
bounce as they run. And with the hair..
BUSHING OUT. Litterally through the armpit.
you can already feel the smell, although
i know the realy smell is worst.
Sleevelessness has one disadvantage too,
when running, people can see hairs
rubbing against the armpit..

Can also use to scrub Woks.

DID I SPOIL YOUR APPETITE NOW.

1 Comments:

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! The way u talh about car......so funny. Have a nice day.

3:18 PM  

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