How to get a long distance massage..

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Hi Serene, I m bak from world destruction..
Did you noticed that one of your spongebob
merchandise is missing? It was calling my
name and i stole it...

BLEHZ.. Yes, ba, Serene, i was
kidnapped by a bunch of gay..
Now my butt a bit painful.

I know your digging your nose right now..
and your butt crack there.. got smell..
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So notti..

Me; I feel so pain now at my neck,
hmm.. I wan something.
My fren (Serene); wat

(Shhh!! I am framing
Serene, right now..

Me; Massage please
Serene; how ar, so far away you poo poo head..
Me; JUs send me an osim

Blehz......
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There is something weird going on
here.. But what? You'll see..

I was sitting at d canteen of my uni,
there was a sign, organ donation...

OOO... Organ donation..

so i started to investigate..
Whenever i saw my friends,
i said, HEY MAN..

you going to organ donation?

Hmm.. no one gave me positive answers..
no one hd too many organs to donate..

Hmm, organ donation, the only question left
to answer was which organ to donate?

My butt.. hmm, too smelly, no one wants,
my finger, don know where it's been,
my legs, dont know where that's been either..

how bout heart to be donated? Nope, i think
no one wants my eveel.. heart..




















Actually, it was an advertisement gone
wrong.

It was blood donation..
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Next post up.. REDISCOVER ME..
I've wanted to say this for a long time ago..
Porn are weird these days..
Cockroach eating porn, is that even porn..?

And so Nonnie's pic of the day..