Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Hahhaha.. Dating sites these days are totally Different.
Last time any one can join. I was reading My idol,
Donald Trumph blog when i came across an article
that featured this dating site that only allowed
beautiful people to join. First the person must
submit his or her pic which is then voted by the public.

But i guess some times it's hard to be looking good,
coz after a person is born already these facial features
are there. Never change already. HOW TO CHANGE.

Go to Darwindating.com

These are some of the rules to join.

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow

Wah lau.. This is even harder to pass than an interview..
ahahhaha..

But i guess, these are the guildline that everyone
can use to obey to make sure they are up
to the standard.

I also don dare to join. Later got rejected. FACE RED.


====--- Let's talk bout Love..

These dayS i've been hearing bout loads of
thing bout love.

Like a gal may be staying at a 5 minutes
walking distance to the place she needs to walk.

And the guy who stays at a 30 minutes drive
would be very very romantic. go and drive to
the gal home and drive her to her work place.

NGAITI. He bi yau ne. (NEED LIKE THIS KA)

Too romantic. But in the future after married,
will do still such romantic things. Maybe drive
1 minutes also lazy.

Anyways, guys take their girlfriend handbags
walking around. Or or..

If the middle of the night, the girlfriend wants
a can of coke, he goes and buy it.

YEA. But the big question is, will this last forever?

===========---------

I went to eat buffet yesterday night at a 5 star hotel
all you can eat. Time to show you the food.
NICE NICE AND NICE..
My employer treat. So nice.

When i woke up this morning i was still full.
SO much. There was sushi, lamb, Salmon, CRab,
roasted chicken, chicken cheese.. ETC..

DOZO..

The pics..





























































































SALIVA DROPPING EH.. lolx.
GO GO GO .. eat your buffet.. now.. If you wanna
know where i ate this, COME LA, ASK ME.

4 Comments:

Blogger Nonnie King said...

Your question, "Will it last forever?"

My answer, "At least it ever happened. Make full use of it before it disappear!"

9:10 PM  
Blogger LuUeE said...

hahaahaahahaha.. lolxx..Nonnie.. true too ho.. sometime to tihnk of it.. some times din get also.. lolxx.. true..

9:12 PM  
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