I think My butt thinks..

OOo~ Cute gal.. ;
May i kn;ow your number please?
I've been noticing you for some time.
Is that your name? GEISHA

Nice to meet ya Geisha.

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Hello, I am LuUeE, today, you know what
happened at school today?

Me: So Kenny, which gal do you like?
Kenny: The gal i like is in my heart.

Me: You bet ya, you like a gal in your heart,
if not at your butt? And so everytime you
fart

POooT~~~ You think of her.

And when the smell comes out, DURIAN Smell,
You will say, Ah.. Baby, The smell of the gal i like.
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Meet my friend, TIm, he is the prove that
UFO exist. He has no problems meetin the
babes. Coz, he can freeze them anytime he
wants.














TIM, did you do this?
Man, How many times have i told you
not to freeze the humans.

When i need you to freeze my
hot coffee you've
already used up all your powers.
Man~~ You not my good friend.

And remember that time,]
i wanted you to freeze
my boss butt coz he look at Pretty gals butt
but you don't want. hai~

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Note: all of the above is fiction, except for the
conversation i had with my friend.

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