Monday, September 18, 2006

My friend and a Cockroach..

Cockroach

My friend: You know what? Yesterday, i was cleaning my room
and saw a cockroach.

And then suddenly it just dissapear.

I was wonderin, where did it go. And i smelt this strange smell,
like a poop smell.
Hmm..
And so when i looked in the mirror,

"THE COCKROACH POOPED ON MY NOSE"


+++ Emiily and her friends

"Emiily has some really notti friends.
No wonder Emiily is so notti. "














Oh my, so huge and pointy. Which doctor
did he go and did this surgery from? I would
like to get one too.



















Hmm, Is that a guy with long hair?
How come got so many muscles?
Is that Bryan? My friend, also Emiily's friend.
He knows Emiily more. hahaha..













If you run of gas to cook, just invite him to
come over. Except that after he cook the
food for you, it might smell like the food he ate.














Imagine havin such fantastic superpowers.

I think this power is call "One fart faint"

If i hated someone, i just use this power.

And if got a pretty girl in sight, i could also
use this power so she will faint and i will
be there to catch her. mwahhaa..


@int it scarcastic of the day



Chinese women
1st date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2nd date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
3rd date
You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

Vietnamese girls
1st date
What first date? ... no such thing.
2nd date
You get married to some girl you've never seen before from overseas.
3rd date
You divorce, get paid $10,000 from her family (minus a percentage from the guy that set you up) ... but only after you've helped them all immigrate to Canada or U.S ... take your pick.

6 Comments:

Blogger aint that a bitch said...

this is briliant shit..LOL i loike those pics..damn farnie

9:25 PM  
Anonymous shea speare said...

Lol. Yeah. Those pic are really creative.

11:36 PM  
Blogger LuUeE said...

hahaha.. Bro, You wanna meet them, they are my friends.. haha.. Jk jk..
My friend, Emiily sent me these pics and found them to be quite cool and posted them here.. hahaha..

11:06 PM  
Blogger LuUeE said...

hahah.. Shea Speare, Yea, those guys are really creative..

11:08 PM  
Blogger Serene said...

u did the flash banner for scotty liao ar? post here lemme see!!! u used which pic?

btw luuee, u shld post urself poopoo-ing. haha

1:12 PM  
Blogger LuUeE said...

hahaha.. Serene, One day, i will design my own poo poos and place them here to sell.. hahah.. give you 50 percent discount.. hahahaa..

Yes, i will send you the swf file. haaha..

9:51 PM  

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