A friend of mine

Sometimes, i hear a friend say: "It happen to a friend of mine"

Hmm.. A friend of yours eh?


Here are two scenarios...

Scenario 1

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Hamsap: A friend of mine got such a poor result in the exams
although he studied hard.

Me: Oh, i c. (in the back of my mine, I know it's you)
I believe you, so tell me more (I don believe you)

Hamsap: Yea, i think he din work hard

In my mind: Oh you din work hard.
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Who knows Hamsap might be me.

Have you ever, wanted to tell a story that was a humiliating to your friends that happened to you.

YOu can use "my friend" as a cover. This is explained in scenario 2.

Scenario 2
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Me: Mike you know what?

"My friend was going to the toilet
and after she came out it was so smelly that,
people from the outside just said "Who ate durian today
"?

Mike: Who do you think produced such an
elegant smell?

Me: I think it was Laura, When i look
at her face before she went into the toilet,
She looked like the poo poo wanted to
come out of her face.

Her face was also very red.

In my mind: It was me mwahahaa..And yes, durian is
cheap this season.

WHa!!! Everyone oso need to poo poo ba.
Very healthy.

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How many times have you heaRd "my friend"?
and it was your friend.

Here's smething that has nothing to do with the use of " my friend"

BEACHthe opposi te sex of a dog??? That's what my friend heard.


Peter: WHAT!!! did you just call me a female dog?

Me: Huh? What? I was asking you if we could go
to the beach.

Peter: Oh! I c. Well. I dont mind you calling me
an animal but not a female one. You could call me
a donkey, a monkey, a dragon, a lion.

Me: PENGSAN (fainted)


Something from RUSSELL PETERS
COMFORTABLE IN OTHER WORDS ALSO SOUNDS LIKE COME FOR TABLE.

So an immigrant jus came from another country

His friend asked him:
"Buddy, i know you just came from land so far, SO ARE YOU COMFORTABLE"

Buddy: Nope, I am have not come for table (COMFORTABLE)" , I am here for tea

AINT IT SACASTIC OF THE DAY

Japanese women
1st date
She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
2nd date
She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
3rd date
You get to have kinky sex with her, then she will bid you sayonara
as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man.

Gotten from Jeslin

PIC OF THE DAY



















Never lettin my daughter touch one of these
Aneroxic dolls. Scared later she break it
then i have to keep helping her buy one.