FIFA CAVEMEN 2006 B.c

NOTE: ALL OF WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS BLOG IS NOT THE REALITY OF THE ORIGINS OF FOOTBALL

The evidence found, this has been carved
in a rock that i found. And i took about finding
the truth about it. After weeks of reserch,
THE TRUTH IS OUT. I am here to share
with you the truth.

I CALLED THIS PROJECT:
WHY CAVEMEN LOVE BETTING SO MUCH,
N CAVE WOMEN LOVE SEXY TALL CAVEMEN.

CAVEMEN DICTIONARYwork:
HUNTING, FISHING, BETTING




The husband goes home from
workHe goes into the hut..
WIFE: WHY NOTHING
FROM YOUR HUNTING?

HUSBAND: I lost all
our meat on bets.. 15 meat lost.

WIfe: WHAT THE F00t???
Bet does not exist till the
modern 20th century in the future.

WIFE: YOU!!! you!!! noW
nothing to eat.. what you do??

Husband: THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN












YOU SEE, me n me cave buddy were walking to hunt..
and then later. While cavebuddy.. was under a tree
waiting.. An orange dropped.. on his head..

N he got quite pissed.. He had just made his hair stlye
at the latest trendiest cavemen saloon n now it's ruined... He had a date.

It cost 15 meat.
And he decided to kick the orange fruit..













































This is the earliest origins of football.
Sometimes coconuts that fall on the ground are being kicked.
and when it hits another person head, now known as a
header, That guy gets angry and kicks it back, now known
as a pass. And so that's how football evolved. People just
never had enough revenge on one another.

Or if durians fell, nothing happen, becoz the cavemen go to cave clinic.

So cave hubby told CAVE BUDDY: OH, buddy, I will
tell my wife bout me betting withyou on who shoots the
bird game, and then you can make up your hair stlye again.

THE GAME: Who shoots the bird first. A game where
there are many cavemen line up and all will use a shooting
tool to shoot a bird. Who shoots the bird first will win
THE BLING BLING.

This is the earliest ORIGINS in betting.
Sometimes people lost and use the weapon to shoot
at another person for winning. And stole his winnings..

THE WIFE: oh!! It was your hunky buddy that you
were helping... It's ok.. We can go hunting again...























This is the earliest origins of admiring sexy tall cavemen...
And since that day on, Cavewomen only went to soccer
matches to watch sexy HAIRY TALL CAVE ORANGE PLAYERS
PLAY...The sexiest cave players were the ones that had
lots of body hair...

IN CAVE HUBBY MIND: actually i did lose all that meat in d bet.