THE MOST EMBARRASING THING.. 1..

Before we talk about the first embarrasing thing..

hhmm.. guess, what it is?

Scientifically speaking, we got to do it 14 times a day, but i don't think that's possible..
There's a sound.. It can come from MALAYSIA, BRUNEI, ENGLAND, BRAZIL, JAPAN.. ETC.. I support ENGLAND, BRAZIL, JAPAN.. in the world cup..

YES.. D FART..

I've heard one case that went like this..
After a gal farted then, the boyfriend broke up with her..

But whyyy.. is the fart so undesirable.. haha.. That when we wanna fart, we gotta do it secretly..
And when people fart, we laugh..

IT JUST GAS.. that GOT SMELL..

But there are rules to farting too, These are the situations that i think one should not fart.. IT AINT POLITE..
1. If your a politician and your on a campaign..























2. If it's yo first date, there won't be a second..
3. If you are in a family reunion.. DINNER...
4. In a bus.. In an elevator..
5. In a car..

Some places to fart:
1. When a gal dislikes a guy who keeps on buggin her, just FART and he'll leave, but the problem is that he might tell everyone..

But it might backfire..

2. If you know you like to eat a certain food, BEFORE your friends has some, FART.. No mood to eat anymore, this is your time to eat..
3. If you are swimming..
4. If there's a customer keep on complaining bout somethings.. If your in trouble...
5. If everything sounds formal...
6. If you can't stand it..
7. If you have a record of farting with very small sound..