Miss Baby Jee: Men... I just can't understand them...

GUEST AUTHOR OF THE DAY: LU JEE

A friend asked me a rather what I called common question (I'm not referring to you Edison *hint*) the other day that all tend to ask...

"do you put make up??"

yes... I do... and today... consider yourselves lucky coz' I'm gonna list em' out...

1) My trusty Sun block

2) conseallor (I hope I got the spelling right)

3) My eye-lash pretty-mizer mascara

and

4) Lipstick

Now my secret is revealed...

But this is not my main blog point for today...

Here's the thing...

Guys always tell me...

"I like my girl looking all natural w/out make up..."

but what if we're born ugly but we have the skill???

Should we not make use of our pretty skills to enhance our beauty???

What's up with men and their "I want my girl to be all natural" and "I hate seeing girls with make-up"??

Then don't watch porn lorr!! girls there put a shit load of make up what...

If you ask me... I don't like looking things that I don't like and I will not ever like it...

I suppose it's human nature to want to see pretty things...

And more often than not... I hear my guy friends complaining...

"e yer... I don like looking at her laaa... make-up so thick"

or

"ee yer... she so ugly... "(<--- girl w/out make-up)

Or

"eee she looks ugly without her make-up"

Ok... fine... so what do you all like to see then??

You want us to not wax our legs and wear mini-skirts for you to see??

or you want us to no wax our thick eye-soring disfigured eyebrows??

And crapo... or are you jelous that we can cover up our pimples and you can't coz' if you do... you'll be called a GAY???

haha... C'mon... nothing in this world is natural... and it's a fact...

Ok la... if you're still not convinced try not wearing clothes, coz' god made us all naturally naked... and stop preventing natural sex by not wearing condoms... if natural is all you want...

Don't wipe your butt with tissue paper lo... use leaves instead.

I don't see most of you helping the nature...I see an increasing number of inconsiderate people smoking everyday... and trying to choke me to death (so unatural if I die like this) so why ask for natural things when you can't even handle reality??

WAke up... and lastly, If you want natural things... I'll give u a very nice suggestion...

Go to your room....

Sit down and think of something like inventing a time machine that would bring you back to the stone age where Adam and Eve was born when things are all natural.