LIVE TV..

This is what the storm did to him,
but he survived.



















The interview

Reporter: What happened?

Cow: I was in this hip cool farm pub with
me chicks carrying around me Ka bling's
and showing off to the Fat butted Lady moos.





Cow: Yea, that's a 3 Ka Ka rat Moo OrigiNel.
yea.

Reporter: And then?

Cow: I brought this Lady to the
coolest farm house. And was about to

Darn, the tornado came and got me and
me ladies. AND ME LOOKS.

I was sucked into D Tornado.

At first I met a sumo wrestler.
And saw what the tornado was doin to him.
All of his oil was sucked out.
And he became a handsome GUy.




















Cow: Then i met this Martial Artist,
he wanted to show off his moves,
So i fought with him.

I saw one of your camera men and
decided to post.




















Reporter: We took another
cool pic of yours.