luuee, it's just me.

funny and cool

2008-11-24T21:28:00.006+08:00

A really nice website where u type in your name,

and a face shows up.. haahaha..

click here..

Http://www.blek.tk is updated with more links placed inside,

cool stuff and cool links. Be sure to visit it.

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JOKE OF THE DAY

Which Gender is Intelligent ?

A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent An English professor wrote the words:" A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!!

from MR Desi ...................................................................................................................

I've just created a youtube page where i keep all the funniest and most interesting videos.

be sure to check it out.

HERE IS THE LINK

You can create a page like this too and place all the most interesting videos that you find on youtube.

Some of the more particular funny videos i have linked are as followed below.

For more click here

American Idol.. Season 7..

2008-11-24T06:25:00.002+08:00

It has been the 7th season of the American Idol..

This is one guy who loves Simon cowell alot.. hahaha..

check out the video..

"I am your brother, your best friend forever"

American Idol 7 Season Renaldo Lapuz "I Am Your Brother" - The funniest videos are a click away

Creator... www.blek.tk

RUSSEL PETERS and Cribs..

2008-11-23T21:35:00.001+08:00

WWW.BLEK.TK updated.

More links, more fun and games added. More to be
updated on the site soon.

Anyways, here today to introduce to you
one of my favorite comedians,
He is Russel Peters, the
first video here is his crib.. Or in other words,
his home. It's big, very very big.

GAMES

2008-11-22T23:08:00.002+08:00

I love this game, and have been playing.

It's like a puzzle. Where u have to arrange

and make sure that the dog moves from one place

to the other. Try the game now.

In The Doghouse

Get the puppy to the kitchen!

Play this free game now!!

IT'S REALLY GREAT.

I will put it in my site soon. WWW.BLEK.TK

still alot of stuff needs to be done on this site.

Another one i used to play alot is this game

Called magic pen.

U basically need to move the ball to the flag.

Which is not easy.

Magic Pen

Collect the flags with the red ball to complete each level.

Play this free game now!!

Another new game is called Scruff. Not

sure is it nice or not, I will try it soon.

But it looks tempting.

The Scruffs

Uncover Grandpa's secret and help The Scruffs save their family home.

Play this free game now!!

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Visit my other site at www.blek.tk

where i've placed alot of useful links

and this site is still under construction. hahahaha..

many more stuff to be found there soon.

From education, to movies and many more.

To register a new free domain name, go to here.

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the future..

2008-11-18T20:22:00.003+08:00

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Be sure to check out www.blek.tk my other site.

And if u want to have any domain names like .tk

click here.. hahahaha..

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The future is a great place to be..

How does the phone look like..

How does the house look like..

How about the car..

How do we dress..

Well, i went to U tube to find some videos on about phones..

ok,. here are the phones of the future..

Future cars..

Then there is the future houses.. haahaha..

I can imagine now.. you do not need to switch on the lights, but

the house switches the light on itself.. waoh.. hahahaha..

and robots help us to clear our plates and all.. but

isn't it we would be lazier?

Well, there was a saying, Britain represents the past,

New York represents the future and Japan represents the future.

To know what the future looks like, we have to look at what is happening in Japan.

Recently, there was a show which introduced about this photo booth, where you

could actually take video of yourself and your friend and then download to your handphone.

Now how cool is that. Although some people would hate that. On a bad hair day. '

FIVE PART VIDEO BOUT LIFE IN TOKYO..

ONLINE STORAGE FREE..

2008-11-13T20:22:00.002+08:00

Usually, these days other people's computer.. has got a thing

call virus.. and once you plug your pendrive in and try to save

something, the virus goes into your pendrive..

You bring that pendrive home, and so you use the pendrive.

Virus attacks your computer. and oMG.. everything's in a mess..

Gone..

So there is one way, i suggest to you..

HTTP://WWW.BOX.NET

This site allows users to save their stuff online, be it

MICROSOFT WORDS, and many more..

ONE GB FREE..

Here below is a video to show you about the tutorial and introduction.

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To get free domain name, click here.

WWW.BLEK.TK UPDATED..

2008-11-12T20:10:00.002+08:00

A new page is added to my creation HTTP://WWW.BLEK.TK

There is alot of story that i will be putting inside in days to come and months to come..

be sure to check it out.

GO CHECK IT OUT..

Especially this page. ONE IN A BILLion.. about a girl who married.. her boyfriend

even though he turned into something that was not himself anymore.

To get your own freedomain with TK

Click here.

2009 movie's...

2008-11-09T20:59:00.002+08:00

On this blog.. i will talk about some of the

latest. movie releases..

of next year

2009..

One of my anticipated movie is JURASSIC PARK..

I just love dinasaurs..

div>

A comedy.. they come from upstairs..

About an alien who came from upstairs.. haaha..

and bad aliens.. WHO

COME FROM UPSTAIRS TOO.. wow.. tat's great..

Fast and the furious 4

TERMINATOR: SALVATION

SAW 5

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Funny movie bout a clumsy security guard.. funny.. funny.. funny..

Independence day..

bout the end of the world..

Nightmare on Elm Street REMAKE..

is about a man who has knifes on his hand and then he crawls out of the

bellies of the people.. hahha.. viewer discretion is advised.

PINK PANTER 2..

SPLINTER

FRIDAY THE 13TH REMAKE..

TO CHECK OUT MORE MOVIES.. CHECK HERE..

2008-11-06T19:19:00.003+08:00

ROOM 401

A show that is shown in MTV US..

Lets people into this room where they will face

very abnormal circumstances..

And see if they will feel any fear.. Not bad.. i guess..

A trailer..

Check on other episodes..

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SUBZERO.BOARDZERO.COM

I've created a forum and placed it on www.blek.tk...

Be sure to check it out.. will put daily stuff like interesting stuff..

technological stuff, bout relationships and many more..

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DOT TK..

get your own free domain names here..

If you have any long domain names like http://www.1.com/blablabla.html

You can sign up for a domain name at DOT TK.. and shorten it to bla.tk something like that.

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MONEY by ADAM KHOO.

making money is a game. If you learn the rules of this
game, money will flow into your hands. If you do not play by the
rules, you will struggle all your life financially despite working
very hard.

Haven't you ever asked yourself why some people earn five times,
ten times or even twenty times more than others? Is it because they
are twenty times smarter? Is it because they work twenty times
harder? Or are they many times luckier? The answer to all these
questions is a resounding 'NO'!

I am sure you know people who seemed to be much lazier than you in
school and had poorer grades but now they are so much more
successful financially. 

Although their school report card used to be chockfull of 'F's,
their financial report card carries straight 'A's. Why? The only
reason is because they know how to play the game of money whereas
most people have not learnt how the game is played. 

You see...none of us are ever taught how to make money, how to invest
money or how to manage our wealth and yet money is the most
important subject in our adult lives. 

Although many people say that 'money isn't everything', that's only
a half -truth. The truth is that 'everything is money'! In order to
achieve excellence in the different areas of lives like our health,
relationships and family, we need to be financially secure! 

The traditional education system (thank God it's changing) never
taught us how to be rich but instead brainwashed us into becoming
poor. 

We are taught beliefs like 'study hard, get good grades and a
good job and you'll be set for life!', 'investing is risky', 'don't
play with stocks or you'll get burnt', 'don't be so money-faced' or
'don't be so stingy'. 

As result of all the wrong anti-wealth advice, most people work
hard all their lives, going around in circles in the rat race and
ending up broke and unhappy. 

However, a fortunate few eventually learn that wealth is not made
by just getting a good job and working hard. It takes a different
way of thinking and a totally different strategy. Those that learn
this lesson get out of the rat race and onto the path of financial
abundance and freedom. 

Some people take ten years to figure this out, some take thirty
years and some never figure it out until it is too late. Don't make
the same mistake!

www.blek.tk

2008-11-01T21:42:00.005+08:00

Been quite sometime since i last blogged.. been busy working on

my new site..

WWW.BLEK.TK on this site, i will put many of the restaurant links, the blog links and useful links to other websites that i always visit.. i always hate it for my self that i have to type in the links.. so i've placed all the links all on my page.. hahaa.

Alot of work still needs to be done to my new project..

this is a creation of hobby.. hahahaha..

DESIGNIng l love..

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so now since free le.. blog la.. will talk bout some stuff..

First is bout music.. well.. there are two very

talented singers tat i will link

here today..

To get to see more of her video's click on the video above..

many times..

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Wisdom, It’s Said, Comes with Age

Wisdom its said, comes with age,

Though that you'd never know,

For mankind is but fools,

This to you I'll show:

For to spite all the wars we've had,

Caused by senseless hate,

We still despise each other,

And fight until stalemate...

Wisdom its said comes with age...

It appears this times old rule

Is true in all times bar its exception:

Wisdom never comes to a fool!

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Tips of the day that you can use in life..

Never let people know everything bout you..

or else they can use it against you..

A brave general never tells his plan to the enemy..

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SITES That you should visit..

WWW.BLEK.TK.. haahahahaha.. mine of coz..

www. makanmaniacs.com food.. food and more food

www.funlok.com most interesting stuff here..

anyways, thats all for today... more coming soon, been busy still

thinking of ways to make that site.. www.blek.tk better and more improve..

i will be writing my own articles about life in there..

be sure to check it out..

2008-10-18T22:41:00.003+08:00

Been so long since i've written any blogs.. hahaha..
Finally, activated again.. after such a long time..

Start of with this..

Eight words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,

but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to #3.

My view.. I think to some extend.. it's true.. la..

French fries.. hahaha.. this is an interesting video showing..

what happens to all the burgers and french fries.. after

several months..

I showed this to alot of my students.. and their reaction..

is similarly.. you know..

EWWWW.. That is terrible..

This is Dr Mahathir Mohammad's blog..

cool right.. he was the previous Prime Minister of Malaysia..

Check the blog out..

With Respects.. he is the man who made Malaysia what

Malaysia is today.. he protected our country against the

economic crisis in 1997 by deciding not to borrow taking up any debt.

Note: the language used in this blog will be difficult to understand

for those who do not have any concern for the economy, business.

UPDATED.. LUUEE.BRAVEHOST.COM

Introduction to my new site.. which is a complimentary website to this site.

I will slowly make luuee.bravehost.com to be a place where all the articles

that i may write or collect from myself or other authors are placed inside.

Still currently alot of work to be done on that site..

You can check it out now.. UPDATED.. 18th October 2008..

Manufactured on the 10th of october 2008.

My sister's blog.. UPDATED..

uniquepinko.blogspot.com

She modified her phone.. to know more

read her blog.. check it out..

2008-10-11T16:26:00.003+08:00

I've published new stuff at LuUeE.bravehost.com
Go check it out now.. !!!!

BALLS OF STEEL..

2008-06-22T17:12:00.001+08:00

This is a really funny show..
I would like to present to you..

BALLS OF STEEL.. very very funny..

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME...
Just laugh.. hahha..

This is my personal favorite.

NICE GUITAR SONGS..

2008-06-17T17:07:00.005+08:00

Hahha..

Skippped part 2
of the last blog..

lolx.. Coz not in the
mood to write it..

In this blog.. Time to share with
you some of the nicest guitar songs

and some nice YouTube songs.

This song is about a guy who
donates his eye sight to the girl he loves
so much..

but hmm.. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.. hahahah...
anyways.. it's really ROMANTIC.. lolx..

This one is a Thailand song..

Love Box - A funny movie is a click away

This video teaches you how to make..
a love box..

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

This song is really good..

Go and tell the person you love..

I LOVE you..T ODAY..

A girly post..

2008-06-04T13:26:00.007+08:00

Boulevard Shopping Centre.. in Miri, Sarawak..
- Miriresortcity.com

Sometimes, i will write like a girl.

Interior view of boulevard shopping mall
-Miriresortcity.com

know your laughing at me right now.. NGAITI..

But did you ever notice..

In the MEN'S section...

the girlfriend's
or the Mom's are buying for the men..
Their underwear, their shirts.. all these..

i usually go to the shopping mall
to eat.. and ern..
ern...
ern...

ern...

I NEED MY MOMMY..

here is a video of a typical shopping day..
FOR A GAL..

First is the introduction of one of the most famous
BRANDS.. in the world..

HELLO.. KITTY..

Hello Kitty (ハローキティ Harō Kiti^?) is the
best-known of many fictional characters
produced by the Japanese company Sanrio.
Hello Kitty is a very simply drawn character
who was created in 1974 by the Sanrio
Company in Tokyo, Japan. Registered in
1976, Hello Kitty is now a globally known trademark.

-wIKIpedia.org

A video of Hello Kitty Hotel..

In Japan.. A hotel.. is called HOTELRU.. (ホテル)

MAN, I SOUND GAY..

For man we have the world of Warcraft..

For gals.. they HAVE..

World of Beauty products..

A sample of the uses
of makeup..

PRETTY - Prettier.. hahaha..

-http://www.flickr.com/photos/melaniumom/393617863

Here are some products of Elianto..

Body Care
-Make YOU Smell good..

Skin Care
- Make you look good.

Nail Studio
-Makes your nail nice

Here is a sample of what you can do to your nails.
COOL MAN..

TO BE CONTINUED..

PEOPLE

2008-06-03T17:06:00.006+08:00

Yao Ming..

^{is a professional basketball
player who plays for the
Houston Rockets of the National
Basketball Association (NBA).
He is currently the tallest player
in the NBA, at 7 feet 6 inches (2.29 m).

- Wikipedia.org}

^{Nothing special right?}

^{Look at these pics...}

^{AMAZING RIGHT..}

^{But thats' not it.. THERE IS another player..}

^{By the name of Sun Ming Ming.. is taller than Yao Ming..}

^{7 feet 9 inches..}

^WOW..

^{COOL hair styles and Beards..}

^{SHADOWS Fall.. hahah.. The hair stlye is like
a trademark just like NIKE..
ADDIDAS.. lolx.. so u can remember them..

COOL RIGHT?

StatiC X

Very very cool beard.. hahaha.. braided..}

BRUNEI DARUSSALAM

2008-06-03T16:16:00.005+08:00

BRUNEI'S FLAG...

Sultan's Palace..

There are 1788 rooms in the Sultan's palace..
The biggest residential palace in the world.
It was recorded in the world's Guinness world of record.

THE EMPIRE. HOTEL.

"The Empire Hotel & Country Club astounds.
Extravagant suites and 5 star rooms. Championship golf course.
Eight pools. A beach resort by the South China Sea.. Water sports.
Spa. A resort for family vacations, romantic holidays or business.
Ideal hotel for high impact meetings and events. Five star hi-tech
meeting facilities. An expert MICE team. A luxurious base for
exploring the rainforests of Borneo."

http://www.theempirehotel.com/main.htm

The kampong Ayer..

The Water Village (Malay: Kampong Ayer) is an
area of Brunei's capital city Bandar Seri Begawan
that is situated in the middle of the Brunei River.
30,000 people live in the Water Village. This represents
roughly ten percent of the nation's total population.
All of the Water Village buildings are constructed
on stilts above the Brunei River.

- Wikipedia.com

Royal Brunei Airlines..

Flag carrier airline of the Sultanate of Brunei.
It is wholly owned by the Government of Brunei.
Its home base is the Brunei International Airport
in Berakas, just to the north of the capital city
of Brunei, Bandar Seri Begawan.

-Wikipedia.org

MALAYSIA..

2008-06-02T19:46:00.008+08:00

THE UNITED STATES FLAG..

The MALAYSIAN FLAG..

so similar right?

THIS BLOG.. IS TO SHOW MY VERY GRATITUDE.. to
Malaysia..

I AM BORN HERE..
SO I LOVE MY COUNTRY..

And also to show my gratitude
TO BRUNEI DARUSSALAM..
the land of abode and peace..

This is where i lived for the past 19 years..

FIRST TO INTRODUCE MALAYSIA..

PROTON,.'s Car Malaysia..
MALAYSIA.'S NATIONAL car Maker..

Did u C Any Differences..?

On the top is actually the Proton Saga.. And below.. was
Mitsubishi's earliest LANCER..

to know more.. click
On ME..

The next one.. is the Proton WIRA..

Two of the above car are mitsubishi Cars..

The middle one is the Proton Wira..
Click here

NEW MODELS of the PROTON.. CARS..

THEN MALAYSIA currently launched two websites that would go international.
These are..

DagangHALAL.COM is the world's first halal trading website..
This website is gonna represent Malaysia. CHECK THEM OUT.

Some really amazing Malaysian Buildings..

Was for a few years the world's tallest building in the WORLD.

THE KLCC

THE MALAYSIAN. Prime Minister's office..

SO big.. and very beautiful.

CAR POST.. NOTHING BUT CARS..

2008-06-02T18:52:00.014+08:00

It's been too long since i last blogged..

so I will be blogging today..

Nowadays i blog for fun..

and less on gaining popularity of wat..

But anyways.. this is my world..

My fav car.. currently is the

HONDA CIVIC MUGEN

as they call it.. HERE IT IS..

Nice le.. This car is what the

JAPAN ese

use as a race car

in the Japanese racing circuit..

Here is a video of the very Super...

HONDA CIVIC..

SO DAMN CRAZY BOUT SPORTS CARS.. CURRENTLY..
I have a big goal..

Is to DRIFFT..

DRIFTT.. at night at 12 am.. haahahaha..

My new style of Blogging..
involves so many pictures..

LAZY TO TYPE BA.. so put more pics.. And i no need

to describe it..

Also ... I found a really cool website.. It's bout cars..
I promise u.. i am not super car crazy like some
of my friends are.. but then..

I found it really interesting.. wat i saw in these blogs..
DAMN INTERESTING..

THAT I was up all night looking at these pics..
ALTHOUGH I had to work the next day..

The super trolley ..

Initial D

LEXUS..
BIg Tyres..

If you found these pics to be really of interest to you.
here you go.. THE LINK..

Then here.. is a video of.. really ugly cars.. from YOUTUBE..

Ii will BE BACK...

Beauty is in the eyes of its beholder

2008-03-23T14:05:00.001+08:00

I have not much comments but the picture tells alot of
what i would like to say.

Just remember, No one is perfect..

Anyways, The other interesting thing i am sharing with all
of you here today is the differences between cultures.

ROCK SONGS.

Korean Rock

Japanese rock

Indian rock - Featuring a buff and tatooed guy..

Indian rock (Bombay rockers)
- wow.. This one is nice..

This is an agressive indian rock song.
(NOTE: THIS SONG, LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK)

American.. Linkin Park

Been teaching for quite some time now.. And i am really
having such a great time, and also busy investing..
and thinking of new business opportunities.. and stuff
like that.. which more of it will be discussed in the
next blogs to come.. =P

2008-02-22T21:41:00.006+08:00

Hey Hey.. This is your DJ .. and i am back..
hahaha.. Joking.. joking.. but i love Techno..
so much.. these are some of my personal favorite
tracks.. hahha.. to share with you this new year..

Cute Right.. hahahaha..

More techno coming right up.. in the coming post..

Hahah.. Been looking at some cars.. recently..
and just saw some really lovely ones..
i am placing them here..

These are some of my all time favorites..

2007-12-08T00:46:00.000+08:00

BEEN PROCRASTINATING FOR TOO LONG..
BEEN LAZY FOR TOO LONG..
BEEN IN LOVE FOR TOO LONG..
BEEN SLEEPY FOR TOO LONG..

DID YOU LOVE MY LAST POST..

THE MOST ANNOYING POST.?
GLAD U DID.. tat's why you are reading this one..
And if you were reading the last sentence.. i know
you will go and read my last post.. and for those
who read my last post.. i know u like my last post
so ur reading my new post.. which is this post.

Not sure why am i hearing a love song at the moment..

NO, IS TAT LUUEE..
has sisiness infected me..
I knew it was sisiness virus..
I usually hear TECHNO..

Anyways time to share with you guys firstly,
SOME LOVE SONGS THAT I HEAR..

YES.. I KNOW.. SOUNDS SISSY doesn't it..

Maybe.. i wanna be in love but i don't wana
admit it.. hahahaha..

Anyways some techno..

THE FIRST SONG.. Has a lyrics.. which says..

"THERE'S SOME GOLD IN THIS HOUSE"

hahaha.. SHAKE,. BABY.. SHAKE.. YOUR HEAD..
SHAKE.. YO BOTTY..

Dance like him.. yea..

HOME CLUBBING..

or rave like him..

Pub @ Taiwan - The best bloopers are here

TAIWAN..

Made you click and listen din't i..

NICE AINT IT.. THANK ME.. I SAY..
THANK ME NOW..

here.. yeA.. this is
the real LuUEe. TEchno. lover..

THE BURPER...

BURRPP~~~
opps jus burp
ped.. pardon
me..but does i
t smell good..

Anyhow.. jus w
anna share wit
h you..I went t
o the kidney.. d
ialysis..With m
y students..

And when i was t
here.. i saw some
peopledonated c
lothes.. yes.. i noe
the donate clot
hes is good..

BUT..
THE PROBLEM IS..

DONATING.. LOUSY QUALITY CLOTHES..
WHAT THE Tooot..

GIVE PEOPLE WHAT u don't want..
give at least GIodarno.. ma.. OR LV..

hahha.. GIVE THE AUNTY. GRANDMA..
WEAR ONE..

AI DI..

TAT'S ALL I WILL SAY..
IT'S UP TO YOU TO JUDGE..
mwhahaha..

2007-11-09T23:12:00.000+08:00

on today's post. Jus thought to share
with you all, some of the most annoying videos
i found on you tube. BEAR WITH ME ALRITE.
i know that u can't even stand watching 15 seconds
of each of the clips i am bout to show u.

BEWARN.

You will never be the same again..

So did you find these clips to be so annoying.
Now you know your younger bro isn't annoying at all.
HHA..

AND in this blog, i would like to say,

"
SADLY, MY PENDRIVE. which has followed
me through thick of times,
though pain and glory,
through assignments after assignments,
through so much abuse,
through so much plug in out,
in out.. "

Has now, left to heaven.

Coz of careless ness.. and it went to wash with
my clothes, until it become rosak.

HAI..
but hope is there, jus buy a new pendrive.

hahaha..

2007-11-01T23:05:00.000+08:00

Gotten my salary a few days ago..
BUT I GUESS,
YOU WILL ASK WHAT
I DID WITH IT..

Nowadays, i know tat i've
spend almost all my
salary.

So now.. Everymonth..
instead of banking in ..
Which i spend all agai..

========= I bank in the amount of money that i will
save instead.. hah..And that amount that i've
sent into my bank acount will be inside no
matter what.
haha.

But the risk is that, with so much money left in your
pocket, you might overspend it..

ahaha.. and
at the end of the month,, when
i look at my wallet and there's empty again. haha..

How do u save your money.. share it with me today..

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Introducing ZULHILMI'S BLOG..

He's my student in MAXCEL.. hahah..
GO NOW.
Visit.. his blog. NOW..

2007-10-30T22:21:00.000+08:00

One thing is really important in my life..

IT IS THE PEN..

WHY A PEN.. YOU ASK ME?

With only a pen, if u can tell people an amazing story..
with just that one pen,

You can tell amazing stories.. Don't believe me..

Now as u read what i write, i've used an electronic
pen to write what i wanted to tell u.

JAMILLA, yes.. finally we're talking bout the secret
again.. The secret.. i feel is a very good boook..

One saying is that what you think is what you get.
That's what the secret teaches us.

I really feel so.

When a person thinks of something he is attracted to
that something...
If you don't believe me..

Let's say, your thinking of going to somewhere today..
you go there right.. coz you think of it.. your mind
tells you to go there.. and if you din go there,
you will feel something in your heart asking you to go...

Thanks Jamilla so much for recommending those two post
from my site.. haaha.. i really hoped they've changed..
your mind.. haaha. lolx..

But really, when you are reading a positive blog,
you will feel positive, and when you read a negative blog,
you feel negative and it seems that your whole day,
you are not doing so well.. something bad seems to happen
all the time.. am i right.. hahaha.. i know.. coz i've
been researching this topic all my life..

Maybe not all my life la, but for a long time,
i've been always questioning, why this and that happened,
why people are poor?
Who some are rich?
Are the rich really rich?
How the rich got so rich?
Who are the rich?

So many answers to life.. you can start an
exciting life today by asking question,
the more you ask the more you learn...

QUOTE FOR TODAY..

You wanna make a name for yourself, not
inherit it..

YES, A SMILE A DAY, IS GOOD FOR YOU..
MAKES U FEEL BETTER..

People who look at you also will smile at you..

People who are sucessful, must go through obstacles.
and not fear them.. FAILURE IS THE KEY TO
SUCESS.. WE DON;T FAIL, WE DON'T LEARN..

Getting cheated too is good.. coz u won't get
cheated by the same thing again.. and that's when u've learnt.
...

=====--- LuUeE ends here..

HONG KONG

2007-10-24T23:06:00.000+08:00

HONG KONG..

Apartment
buildings in
hong kong..

BreakFast

Sandwich RM 6
Drink RM 6

Stall Selling
Meat on sticks..

Raining
in town.

MRT at 11 PM.
I see someone
yawn. haha.

11 PM. still got so many people. haha..

CIGERETTE RM 15

MTR STATION..

Hong Kong, a really nice destination to visit.
Everywhere has MTR, when u step out,
there is so many buildings.

And in hong kong, it is so safe that,
when u walk out at night, you feel safe..

Other than that, the weather is pretty good,
even when u walk outside, you won't sweat much.

And there are so many people,
walking so fast.. hahaha..

Hong Kong, is so nice to go.

Will tell u more bout Hong Kong, soon.]
Currently too busy.. hahaa..

=========...........

Inspirational Quote of the Day,,

2007-10-14T22:54:00.000+08:00

"Cause will created the effect"

Do you believe that?

Before you read this blog, click on the video i've attached.

This is a very very special post.
It lets u imagine.

"When you read a paper of a story inside,
if you have not imagined, this piece
of paper will forever be ink and paper. "
- Abhinyana

With the song played, and the words
i will say, you will imagine..

I will let u appreciate life..

------

Imagine, your in a desert now..

You have no clothes,
you have no water,
You have nothing...

How would your life be?

Do you appreciate life now?

Do you know why i've said a cause is the effect in life?
I've been questioning my self lately..

Anything you do, is a seed,
A seed that is planted.

If you planted the right seeds,

You have what you wanted..

And if it's not what you wanted,
you have planted it too.
From today onwards, plant the right seeds.

If you want happiness, don't make others sad,
if you want prosperity, make others prosper,
if you want health, teach others...

=====---- Time for some fun..

Anyways, tell u this joke..

There is this slimming center, where there is a really
smart slimming consultant.

A fat guy came in, and the slimming consultant
at the first glance knew he was a very HORNY,
he drools whenever he sees the babes..

So he enters this football field..
At the far end, of the football field is the hot chick...

The beauty consultant told this fat guy that
if he could catch her, she would be his..

So he got so excited and chased after her for ages..
THree months later, he slimmed down..

Then he was at Coffee Bean with his fat friend,
who isn't horny like him,

His friend: So what happened to you? you become
so thin..

Him: Oh, coz this beauty consultant cheat my money,
told me if i could chase the gal is mine. I think you
should go for a try. since you don't like gals.

So his friend really went to join this slimming.
And the beauty consultant gurantee he will slim down.

He then went to this football field.
He keep on waiting for this pretty girl to show up,
but she never show up. Instead this very tall big
guy came.

So they went to the toilet together. And as
the big tall guy was standing there, his one
was so big.

So the beauty consultant said to him,

IF THE BIG GUY CATCHES U, YOUR HIS.

2007-10-09T22:16:00.000+08:00

I

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n
e
w

i
t

was

D E S T I N Y . .

You know when u drive on a road.. at night
and the only thing tat guides you at night,
is the two lamps in front of you...

2

Lamps

That

Guide your
life.

And you know that it is what you trust that
will let you arrive at the destination..

NOW THAT'S DESTINY..

"We won't know wat happens to us tommorrow,
Tommorrow will be today's present.. and
today will be Tommorrow's past...
Be grateful for everything you have today,
because for tommorrow you won't know what
happens.."

WE GOTTA TRUST GOD..
and trust in what he will give
us..
....

About a year ago.. i was in the fitting room,
when i realized i was too fat.. esp when i was
topless and in the fitting room..
where the lights shine brightly ..

ON MY CHEST..

I GUESS IT WAS NOT A CHEST..
HOWEVER, IT WAS A SET OF BOOBS..

BOOB = BREAST..

The next day, i decided.. that i wanted
to do something with it.. I couldn't live
like this anymore..

So i decided to work out.. And now
after two years of not giving up.. i've
achieve half of my goal..

MY AIM..

Still got some way to go to achieve what's he's
achieve.. hehehe..

Tell you more about how i achieve it next time..
haha..

===-- SOME FUNNY VIDEOS TO SHARE WITH YOU..

This one is about dating.. it is really funny..

I Apologixze for not yet replying comments yet.. i will reply them..
so can check them out.. soon.. heh.. thanks..

2007-10-09T15:31:00.000+08:00

S
I
L
E
N
C
E...

IS SOMETIMES THE BEST WORDS.
It is not being silent that one is stupid.
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HERE ARE SOME MOTIVATIONAL VIDEOS.

Nowadays..

I will write alot of ++++++ stuff on my blog,
and everytyme you come to my blog, you will feel like
ur energy..
is being charged..

You will feel better again, no matter if people have criticized you, scolded you or made u feel bad.

Jamilla, ThANKS.. alot for such a long comment.. hehe..
I will reply it here in the next blog. Haha..
NIce for you To Drop By.. REAlLY ApprEcIAte it.

NONNIE.. CONGRATS.. .

Why you ask,

"Nonnie has won herself a Simpur Bloggies Trophy,
Altec Lansing AHS-322 Headset & VS-2120 Speakers
sponsored by Concepts Commercial Suppliers,
a night's stay in a Junior Suite with breakfast for 2 at
the Orchid Garden Hotel, a Mobile Handset + Easi
Starter Pack from DSTCom, and merchandise from
DST Group & Simpur!"

WOW.. THAT IS REALLY COOL.. LE..

GO to the award winning blog now.. NOW I SAY..

2007-10-07T01:48:00.000+08:00

TODAY'S QUOTE..

A smile a day..
can brighten everyone's day..
SO SMILE OFTEN..
AND SMILE LIKE HIM..
MY FRIEND BILLY..

hahaha.. Now online.. and no one is here..

Going to sleep in a while..

Today.. was great.. went out with
me mom,..
And wanted to buy a book..

OH YEA.. A VERY GOOD BOOK
THAT I WANNA
RECOOMEND TO YOU..

It's called THE SECRET..

IT teACHES.. individuals..
how to achieve what you want
in life.. how to get good health.. how to think positive..
It hAS changed my waay of thinking.. to some extend..

Here is the trailer.. hahaha..

Have alook..

This is the 20 minutes free trailer..

GO to thesecret.tv if u wanna see the whole details..
One thing it teaches us.. is karma.. If we do good things..
we will get good things..

For example.. i see a lot of people usually like to say..
i hate liars.. but are liars themselves.. mwhahaha..
So now they feel like people are owexz lying to them..

haaa..

Well, you know.. i've actually drawn.. on
my one dollar note.. many many zeros.. and when
my sister was looking in my wallet, she was laughing at me..
so much.. hahaha..

Tat is actually one of the things that can make u
have a goal in life.. to reach ur dreams.. hahaha..

In one months time, i will be launching a website..
using www.miristop.com.. now currently or temporary..
i use for my blog.. but after this it will be a
website.. with details.. for financial freedom,
fashion, comments, prize winnings.. haha.. and many more..

And this blog, i will use LuuEE.COM which if i had
a chance in the future.. i will create a LuUeE brand..
haahaha..

And here nextly is some of the videos of Mr Bean that
are really funny.. HHAHA.. A TALENT..

Spider-Plant Man - Amazing videos are here

Spider-Plant Man - Amazing videos are here

2007-10-05T17:04:00.000+08:00

Hey hey.. Yo..

I am from today onwards.. Proud to present my self..
As A Prudential Financial Retailer.. AKA.. Selling Investment
linked insurance..

Yea.. i know la.. you may laugh at me..
But don't care..
Insurance.. from my view.. is a very humble..
very humble job..

First, we get rejected..
we get looked down on..

BUT EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE..
AND I LUuEe is here to change it all..
Wah lau.. eh.. Is not the younger agents that
treat people badly ba.. Is the older generation
agents ba.. ai yo..

I will be the coolest insurance agent.. on
this planet.. WAHAHAA.. One day.. i will
be wearing a tuxedo.. and drive a MERCEz..
and then..

SELL INSURANCE.. WITH DA BLING..

Mercedes Benz - These bloopers are hilarious

I will personally come to your house to drive you,
to any place.. hahhaha.. using my dream car..

Eb's All Stars - The top video clips of the week are here

This is how selling insurance will be done..
There will be some dances first..

When i have enough money.. i will recruit new
agents.. And make them so cool..
That the name Insurance will never be
the same again..

We will have techno..
We will all wear TUXEDOs..
And be known as the MEN WHO SELL INSURANCE
IN BLACK..

WE WILL SELL INSURANCE IN PLACES..
WHERE NO ONE HAS DARED TO SELL BEFORE..
for each customer who buys an insurance..
THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A BMW..

And for each insurance they buy, they
are given a ticket to parties.. hahaha.
wHERE THERE IS BEER..
AND THE BEER FLOWING.. IS UNLIMITED..
Drink till belly grow big.. of cox there is
Mary Body France..

This is Me, LuUeE.. the PROUD insurance
agent.. and also a lecturer.. hahhhaaha..

Insurance.. is cool man.. Where else
can you pay a small amount of money and
tell people you are worth a hundred thousand..

And when you have any medical fees.. you don't even
have to worry.. You can choose any hospital you want..
to go.. and THE PEOPLE TREAT U LIKE A KING..
mwhahaha..

====---- if your interested in setting up your own
domain name.. you can send me a message..

2007-10-03T22:05:00.000+08:00

HEY HEY.. it's been a long time since i wrote.

I've been good, better and now even better.
FEELIN ENERGETIC.. and REALLY BUSY..

Wahah.. My RIMS.. SO PAIN IN MY HEART..

Vivian, how could i have done this to you?
How could i have been so careless that, i have drove
and then your tryes went into a deep hole
and ur rims got destroyed.

And also my wallet also got lighter.

JUst two rims to be repair cost me RM 300.
AI DI..

MONEY COME MONEY COME..

Today, I LuUeE Tang, promise my self
i will be a millionare before i reach 25.
I drew 7 Zeros on my one dollar note.

I look at it every single day of my life.

THE DAY, WHEN I BECOME SO RICH,
I can go to vacation everywhere,
I can drive a Mercedez BENZ..,
no worries about where to eat,

The only worry, how to spend the money.

MY DREAM OBJECTS..

THE LEXUS LFA
PRICE: RM 300 K and above.

Then i wanna grow my own fake money tree..
when wanna use the money, just take some here
and there.. put into the pocket..

THEN I WANNA GO TO JAPAN, AND DRIFT MY A FAIRLADY..
other people drift a normal car, but me, i wanna drift a luzury car.
hahaha..

And my rims, will be so big, that
it weights 50 kgs..
And so big.. just like P DIDDY'S.

THIS IS MY DREAM HOUSE.. SMALL cozy.. and ..
very nice.. Rm 60 k .. my car will cost more..

BUT BEHIND THE HOUSE.. MUST HAVE A BIG BIG WATER..
to swim.. to look at the whales jump up and down..
Even don't have dolphin oso find the fake one .. put inside..

BUT FOR MOST IMPORTANT IS DONATE.. TO THE
POOR.. and let the childrens of the world to get educated..
so can work for me.. and in the end.. i create more and more
and more money.. wahahaha.. dreaming now..

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

==================---- I have used now www.miristop.com
Temporary.. next time in which will be replaced by a site..

If u wanna make a domain for ur blog, u can contact me
on my friendster.. hahahaa..

TAKE CARE..

2007-09-15T18:42:00.000+08:00

====================
Warning: The blog you may read
today may influence you.
User advisory is advice.
====================

Today.. i was driving out to work
AFTER I WAKE UP SO LATE..
coz today.. my work only at 11 .15..
so wake up late..

hahha.. Then go to work.

On my way, got one car, cut into my lane,
and so i avoided it, and my tire.. went into
a hole and i heard a sound, and i knew...

COZ THERE WAS A BIG SOUND..

n so i drove to the petrol station.. and
parked there.. and DARN.. MY TIRE..
WAS FLAT..

AI.. HAVE TO FIX IT..

Went to check it and the ONE WHO
FIXES TIRE SAYS...

YOUR RIM IS SPOIL.. lucky.. my tire.. is
still good... no HOLE..

PAID FOR IT.. and i am back in action again.

This month.. just one month
after i pluck a teeth, i plucked
another teeth again..
THIS TIME.. IS MY WISDOM
TEETH,

Lucky.. i am still smart.. hahaha..
It was painful for one week and i
really had
a hard time to eat.. but now is
better..

And the doctor used a hook to

stich the wound..
hahahahahaha..

IT IS GREAT..

Finally the two teeth which is rotten has been taken out..
and now no more worries bout teeth anymore.. haha..

BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE ITS TOO LATE..
IMAGINE UR KISSING UR LOVE ONES.. AND WHEN
YOU OPEN UR MOUTH.. IT GOT ROTTEN SMELL..

=========

Funny videos

Shoo Fly Anime - The best video clips are right here

Dont u hate when flies fly around..
Flying around you.. and have this sound..
ZZZZZZZZ... ZZZZZ..
and when we wanna hit it, like it can react
so damn fast.. i think it's becoz
the fly has so many eyes.. haha.. looking at
a person.. whahaha..

2007-08-13T19:48:00.000+08:00

Today, i went to the dentist.. Actually
wanted to do some filings coz i found
some holes in my teeth.. and everytime
food went it and come out of that hole.
it stinked like something rotten. I figured
something was wrong..

So today, i went to the dentist on appointment..

Doctor: So ur here for filing?
Me: Yea.. BUT BEFORE YOU FILL IN THE HOLES..
please help me check if my teeth are perfect?

=== Just to let you know, when i was young, i hated
brushing my teeth, i am not sure why..

And everytime, i drank water from a bottle,
the whole bottle would be filled with plague
from my mouth..

=== Back to the dentist and me..

He looked at my teeth and said..

It looks like you four teeth needs filing and
these two the only option is plucking it out..

ME: Plucking it out.. Do you have fake teeth
to replace there?

Him: You have far more teeth to eat.. don't
worry..

PHEW..

But let me drill your teeth to make sure if
you can fill them..

And he started to drill through.. I COULD HEAR..
THE DRILL.. and the teeth broken.. and liquid coming
out.. And it stinked.. haha..

He smelled it.. too ..

And he said.. NO HOPE.. IT STINKS..
The only thing is plucking it out..

And so one more needs operation to take it out..
So now..

One of my teeth is out.. A hole there..
Lucky is not in the front of else.. when i smile..
GALS.. WILL RUN AWAY..

After this i learn a lesson, brush the teeth.. like
i never brush beforee.. brush brrush..

=======----------Actually i wanted to keep
my teeth as souvenier.. coz it cost alot to remove..
BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD DECAY..
And i do not have a proper storage for it..

hahaa..

AnwWAY.. I AM a proud owner of one missing teeth..YEA..
IT COOL.. DA BLINGZ..

The part where it has come off
has already fully recovered.. mwhahahaha..

2007-08-10T19:34:00.000+08:00

I opened my friendster and saw my the funniest bulletin eva.

My friend wrote a blog title called, ARE YOU IN LOVE?
Another friend wrote, as a blog title, I AM..
shocking huh..

I have proof, i did not lie at all.

here..

===---- Anyways.. today, in my class..
I wanted to ask a student to participate in
the front asking her to come to the front to
speak..

She said: " My ass is heavy"
Then i said " My ass is heavier"

------===Sharing with you my fav basketball team
of all time..

Harlem Globetrotters - The best free videos are right here

Harlem Globetrotters - For more amazing video clips, click here

Harlem Globetrotters Showing Some Cool Stuff - Watch more funny videos here

2007-08-03T19:30:00.000+08:00

It's been a while since i last wrote. Been So BUSY.
Tired... at the moment but just wanna be awake..
don know why.

Anyways, this week is EXAM WEEK FOR my students
WHO SAT FOR MY PAPER.. which I MADE. mwhahahahahah..
EVEEEELL...

Anyways,
just showing u wat my student wrote in their test papers...

hahaha..

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At the place i work, there is no place selling
ice blended drinks except one place...

I have no choice...

Why? The only one in the area.. Haiz..

Why is it bad? The boss uses his hand
to take out the ice to blend it to a drink..
It has been the third time i saw the hand
in action..

So today, while the boss was preparing
his drink.. he used his hand.. And i looked
at him carefully, and so.. I said..

ARE U USING UR HAND TO PICK OUT THE
ICE?

wat.. i need to tell him that.. He does not know
tat is part of a personal hygiene practice? Does
he prepare everything that way.. ?

Nextly, in my workplace..
I was sitting next to my boss. And there was one
colleague who was dieting.. and so.. She only
ate half the rice.. And the boss said..

WITHOUT EXERCISE.. DON'T EXPECT HER
TO SLIM DOWN.

So just to teach you some dance moves
are these Japaneses man.. They are pros.. and
They are good..

2007-07-16T19:13:00.000+08:00

I almost parted from Vivian.. I feel that..
But now our bond is stronger. Phew.

It's the same feeling..THAT U GET WHEN..
U love someone for so many years and then later,
he just left you and it will never be the same.

Why.. I almost parted with Vivien...
I was driving her on a long journey to Brunei
from Miri for two hours. And then later, when
i parked her, steam came out.. I thought she
was gone.

So that's when i decided to buy a new car...

I still feel pain.. ALMOST LOST HER..

I now know how important she means to me..
I will be with her forever and never change her
for a new car..Next time let my wife drive her.. hahaha..

When i get a new car..

Vivian is also my first car to work that my mommy brought me...

And i've thought for a long time, if i bought
a new car, i've got no money to go dating.. which
is really terrible. FOR 9 YEARS PAYING
LOAN for the new car. And who knows she might
not be as good as Vivien..

Even if the worst was to come, I just change her engine.

Phew.. Before you buy a new car, or dump anyone,
make sure you think carefully, or else later,
you will really feel the pain.. THE PAIN..
is intense..

=======-0----NEXTLY.. BAD DRIVERS.. PARKING..
Have a big space also don park..
Simply park.. like their father own the parking lot...

That why they still drive lousy car.. You know la..
The way a person park their car show their
attitude..

THIS ONE REALLY TERRIBLE..
i know this guy very BAD TEMPER..
He park so near my Vivien.. I almost got
a heart attack..

2007-07-07T20:34:00.000+08:00

Hahahaa.. Michelle said some really funny stuff..

LuUeE. . . I am gonna cut a botak in the middle of my hair.
Later very shiny.
Michelle. . Later too shiny, people from the opposite side
when they drive, they kena blinded. Coz
the other driver see something so shiny.

Later.. Michelle.. Ur Face is as slippery as an egg?
UNtil the ants cannot crawl on it.

Me; My face the ants cannot crawl. Too slippery.
But my leg got a lot of hair. Later the Ants stuck in the
thick jungle cannot escape.

And one of my students today..

LuUeE . . . Why don't out college have a pub. And you (Abu)
become the DJ.
Abu. . . Later who knows while i am the Dj, later,
the principal comes in and becomes the DJ.

== you know la, when you have friends,
and they are single, we always hang out together,
go watch movies, to the bar, to shout together, to
run together,

BUT, ONCE THEY GOT IN A RELATIONSHIp.

Suddenly, it's like No more together...

I have a friend who was close to me, and so
ever since he got a GF, he never called me out
anymore, EVERYTIME, when i asked his sister
where he's at, he's hanging out with his gf.

AND I ASKED HIM...

Did you do tat tat.. ? in the room.. why take so
long time.. always..

AND ONE DAY, I FOUND OUT..

Oh.. actually they are praying in the room,
coz of his gf parents are head of priest. HOLY..

and the next thing is that..
i saw some couples, love their behalf so much,
that they post a whole page of their bf
pics on friendster.. and it is like a motion picture.
One pic from another's only difference is
small hand or armpit hair movements.

And the shirt and hair style everything is the same.

AH... CLONE..

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Recently, the newspaper show many canser stuff.

Yesterday, my sister was brought to the doctor
to check her skin with my mommy.

DOCTOR. . . It's a kind of erm
start with K .. forgot how is pronounced.

Me mommy.. Is it KANSER..

Doctor.. No la.. A kind of korn..

2007-07-04T20:01:00.000+08:00

Hahhaha.. Dating sites these days are totally Different.
Last time any one can join. I was reading My idol,
Donald Trumph blog when i came across an article
that featured this dating site that only allowed
beautiful people to join. First the person must
submit his or her pic which is then voted by the public.

But i guess some times it's hard to be looking good,
coz after a person is born already these facial features
are there. Never change already. HOW TO CHANGE.

Go to Darwindating.com

These are some of the rules to join.

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
~~Fishnet stockings~~ - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow

Wah lau.. This is even harder to pass than an interview..
ahahhaha..

But i guess, these are the guildline that everyone
can use to obey to make sure they are up
to the standard.

I also don dare to join. Later got rejected. FACE RED.

====--- Let's talk bout Love..

These dayS i've been hearing bout loads of
thing bout love.

Like a gal may be staying at a 5 minutes
walking distance to the place she needs to walk.

And the guy who stays at a 30 minutes drive
would be very very romantic. go and drive to
the gal home and drive her to her work place.

NGAITI. He bi yau ne. (NEED LIKE THIS KA)

Too romantic. But in the future after married,
will do still such romantic things. Maybe drive
1 minutes also lazy.

Anyways, guys take their girlfriend handbags
walking around. Or or..

If the middle of the night, the girlfriend wants
a can of coke, he goes and buy it.

YEA. But the big question is, will this last forever?

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I went to eat buffet yesterday night at a 5 star hotel
all you can eat. Time to show you the food.
NICE NICE AND NICE..
My employer treat. So nice.

When i woke up this morning i was still full.
SO much. There was sushi, lamb, Salmon, CRab,
roasted chicken, chicken cheese.. ETC..

DOZO..

The pics..

SALIVA DROPPING EH.. lolx.
GO GO GO .. eat your buffet.. now.. If you wanna
know where i ate this, COME LA, ASK ME.

2007-07-02T20:46:00.000+08:00

COntinued. . . SO MANY PICTURES THIS ENTRY.

As i was walking to the stage, I saw Spiderman 4.
This year have spiderman 3, but i seen spiderman 4.

Here is the proof.
lolxxx..

Got clown. So long i never see clown already. So shy
standing next to the tall clown. Feels short.

My future students. They are feeling hot..

My colleage, Chef. When he cooks nice
food, i get to taste it. Nice man. And my student
looking at her lecturer. haahaha..

These are the other photos of the scene of the Cita Rasa
Malaysia. So hot.. HOT AND HOT..
i sweat like a pig..
ROASTED..

There was no shade. But lucky i had men's health on my
hand. Can read. While i was reading one page,
don know what happened that a yellow dot just fall
out of the sky and on my page making it ugly.

WHOSE CHICKEN SHIT FALL ON MY BOOK?

I tried rubbing it off but cannot.

This page is about the secrets to a woman's brain.
hahaahha..

In the end,
There was furniture man. Look at his strength.
Wah lau. So geng.

====---End..

Car of the day.. This is a very cool modified car,
that parks at hot cross bun everyday, The
bakery shop.

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Time to show you my love for chocolates.
Bought so much chocolates recently.

So nice.

This one i buy from Brunei, The shape out of
form coz it melted while i come to Miri.

Micky, thanks for the hershey you bought
for me to eat from KK. SO NICE.. But too
bad din take a pic of it. THANKS THANKS THANKS.
THANKS THANKS THANKS. ... MWHAHAHA..

Then bought two more at Imperial mall from
Maureen. ahahaha. So now got
6 packs in my fridge. hahaa..

And my lovely sister, LuJEE bought
for me chocolates from KL.
I SO LOVE CHOCOLATES.

Saliva drip while eating the chocolate.

A poem to show how much i love them
chocolates.

Chocolates are brown,
made from Choco,
taste so sweet,
Melt my heart,
Feel so high...

Yesterday...
Andy my bro, came to mIri.
As we arrived, we headed to town to this lovely
cafe. I actually already eaten dinner.

He ordered Roti telur.
looking at it, make me so hungry.
I decided to order.

So i ordered a dosai. Ah.. nice..

Nice taste man. It's not Nasai. Or pangsai. i love DOSAI.

And a drink and Andy also ordered a Ice Lemon tea.
And he usually eats the lemons and he said the lemon taste
like people body odor. hahaha.. I laugh until cannot tahan.

===-------

Then today morning..
He asked me to eat dimsum again.
TEMPT ME WITH SO MUCH FOOD.

This morning i went to eat kolo mee
with my colleage. And also, after that,
eat again with Andy at DOuble star.
Baked poke rice. NGAITI.

2007-06-29T19:22:00.000+08:00

Been some times since i wrote a post.

Today will be a long one. hhahaha. .LOads
of things happened.

Firstly, I was at this shop to eat.. rice.. and wanted
to order. And there was only one customer before me.
He took quite a long time to order. He was pretty
Picky.

He looked at the food to choose for a long time. Then
he pointed at the bittergourt and said...

"IS IT BITTER?"

Hmm.. If it was not bitter, it would not be called bittergourt.

Next he looked at some veges cooked with meat.

Then he asked "Is tat veges cooked with meat?"

Ngaiti (Hahahhaha.. just a slang)
Obviously that's meat.. with veges.

This type of guys so fussy. I think when he go back.
He will ask all sorts of questions to his wife.

Honey, How come honey does not taste like honey?
Is this a battery charger?

Ngaiti.

END.

Some very funny pics. Micky forwarded them to me.
CLICK TO SEE IT BIG.

There's actually a truth in it. Coz, we
all are human afterall. We do disgusting things
some of the time. And no ones perfect. lolxxx..

When a couple just got in a relationship,
so romantic, never show any bad habits.
When married suddenly everything comes out.
FART, DIG NOSE...

END.

Other than tat, i really dislike people who is
very irresponsible in the toilet esp at
Kopitiam. (Open air Food eating place).

I went to the toilet and saw one really really
disgusting scene. IT WAS A LONG LONG LONG.
LONG LONG LONG
BIG BIG BIG.. SHIT.. there inside the Toilet bowl.
SPOILT MY APPETITE.

DIET.

Reminds me of HOT DOGS.

Wat is so hard about flushing. Flushing not only
creates a nice scenery. Or is it, the person did flush,
but his shit was too heavy to go down the toilet?

Ngaiti.

====---END.

Intro to you my friend, Maureen.

Went to cafe with her. Had a nice time chatting.
whahaha.. So paiseh wat she wrote bout me from her blog.
Lolxxxx.. THANKS.

At night, i had a drink with my Brunei's friend--
LuYee at Coffee Bean... He is my very 1st Brunei's friend...
He is so friendly and kind... And he got a lot of PRETTY sisters....
HAHA... Not like some... Though they are rich and owes show off
show off... SiEN... HAHA... We chat chat almost 2 hours... just talk
something about.. erm... dunno how to say... just normal talk...
HAHA... Thanks for the drink... ^^

Someone very happy le, her *AHEM* *AHEM* come back.
lolxxx.. GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK.

Check out her blog. It's cool.

And Currently i've been a lecturer for around 2 weeks
completed. lolxx.. It's a really cool job.

Time to show you some of the things that happened
at office today.

There was a special event called the Citarasa Malaysia.
It means the taste of Malaysia. held in boulevard.
And the students of the college where i teach went
there to make moktels.

Looks good.

Show you some of the previews here.

Anyways, before i went for the show. I went
to this fast food chain. HUNGRY. FAST FOOD.
was really anticipated for it.

But so disapointed.
In the menu show that, i saw CHicken chop.
BIG PIECE OF MEAT, WITH SPICY MUSHROOM
SAUCE.

It cost RM 13.44. not worth at all.

It was smaller by twice the size of wat was in the menu.
I eat finish still hungry man. And the chicken
did not look so spicy.

HAI.. heart pain.

If is nice, nevermind la.

To be continueed...

2007-06-16T19:26:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary.. This is wat i did today...

Was washing clothes.. till i noticed something..
My clothes was giving birth to Money..

YES. YOu heard me right. Money.. came out.

I think this is wat actually happen:

Our clothes are placed into a washing machine.
Then when our clothes touch water. Then
it give birth to money.

More money came out.
Moral: To wash my clothes more often. lo.lxx.. true.
If i wash my clothes a million times,
i'll have a million bucks.. lolxx..

And so after washing clothes, i went
to a wonderful beach in miri. For dating.
I was dating my Car, Vivien.
We caught the nice sky light. So nice.

It's been a while since i brought her to
date at such a lovely place.

A lovers paradise.

Then we got home. On the way home. I saw a man.
He is no ordinary man. He was brakeman.

I think he uses his leg as a brake.
People motobike have only two sets of brake.
But this motobike has 4 sets. It includes his legs.

At night, i bath Vivien.
Took a pic of my wife. Lolx..
She's beautiful.. She's beautiful for me.. lolx.. Jame blunt.

And so i tat was how i spend my day.

Note : This is a made up story of what happened. hhaha..
lolz..

2007-06-05T21:12:00.000+08:00

WARNING: THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY PHOTOGENIC POST.

I bought a new Book. For writing purposes.
It's not a diary. COZ IT SOUNDS GAY.

Inside on the first page, has something
really really interesting that i wanna share.

IT'S BOUT FIRST IMPRESSION FOR GUYS.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A DIARY.
It is for writing bisness stufff.
NO EMOOTIONAL STUFF INVOLVED.

1. Scrub the dirt under your nails. Clip
your nails short. Men with unclipped and dirty
fingernails just look gross.

Look at mine.. NEAT LE..

But of coz the last one,
the pinky finger is a bit longer coz it is
used to dig nose when got nose shit stuck
inside there. NOSE. It feel itchy ba.

Not having finger nails is like not having spoon
to eat.

2. If you have a beard, mustache, goatee, make sure
it is trimmed well. Keep in mind that many woman
have sensitive skin and find kissing man with
facial hair turnoff.. Most of the time, a mustache makes
a man's mouth look small, his facial expression sad,
and if it is droopy it just looks ridiculos.

3.If your teeth are yellow from smoking or coffee,
try an over the counter whitening toothpastes.
For the best results, spend the money and get the
whitening gel and mouthpieces from your dentist. Nothing
is sexier than paerly white teeth. Also, if you hve
any broken teeth, check into bonding. It is an inexpensive way
to make your smile look almost perfect.

hahaha.. SO white le the teeth. And yes,
No mustache. And goatee.

You know why it is called Goatee?
Let me show you.

4. Take inventory of your wardrobe. When was
the last time you bought something new?
Wear something classy and tasteful for the first meeting.
Dress slacks and a shirt or nice dress shirt. Don't wear
jeans or t- shirts on a first meeting or a date. And wear a pair
of loafers or dress shoes (make sure they are not scuffed).
Leave the hiking boots and tennis shoes for a casual date when you
get to know her better. You can tell a lot about a man
by what he wears on his feets and how he cares for his shoes.
A good pair of loafers always look good. Dont ever wear shoes
that are scuffed, dirty, or are in despeare need of
polish. Don't ever wear jeans with holes, see through clothings,
polyester clothing or jewelry that makes noise when you move.

HAHHA.. these are my night clothes.
Only wear them at night. Cos i scared later
if i wear them on days then the color faded.
And the shirt is out of shape.

5. Take a good look in the mirror. Do your eyebrows
run together? If so have them professionally
tweezed or electrolysis to remove the unwanted hair.
Countless man go dateless because they have a stern/
severe look from eyebrows that knit together making
them look happy.

SO SMILE.. SMILLE AND SMILE.
hahaha..

6. Get a haircut and make it short. Hair past your ears
let aloe your shoulders look ridiculous unless you are in
a rock band or a model like Fabio.

Dont know whose FAbio THOUGH.
Make sure the long hair is clean.

7. Fragrance- smell is an important attraction. Make sure
you have a shower before your meetihng if it has been
a hot day, you just worked out and or/ you have been traveling.
You may be used to your own body odor, but there is no
greater turn on for a woman than a man who just showered
and shaved with freshly shampooed hair and a light whiff of
a good designer cologne/aftershave.

Can try using en..

Escada, D & L light or Boss.

I censor the brand
name coz scared got
Sued later.

Ask a gal first, what she likes, then buy that
and put on yourself. So it smells so good.
Nothing turns a gal more than if you have showered
XIANG XIANG ( smell good) and then
put on a cologne she loves.

But of coz, dont go buy the lousy cologne,
later wear it then it expire on the body.
And it stinks. mwhahaha.. I DONT know
but maybe it will happen.

====------------

Lastly, Yesterday, for my 6 months anniversary
which Vivien. I bought something for her,
bought her new jewelry.

Vivien, Thanks for all the days,
you've spend with me, I wanna love you
till the end of time. Gonna wax you soon.
Coz i scared later you kena sunburn,
if i park you outside where there got a big sun
shine.

And also, will wash you always. hahaha..

====-------BLEKS.

2007-05-30T19:39:00.000+08:00

Oh.. my.. Shoot also don know how to shoot
properly.. Don't even bother to take up the
cover seat before shooting.

What am i talking about?

THIS..
But first, before you look at this picture,
go and eat your meal first.

In conjuction with Section A 67,
it is a crime to Simply shoot on the
tOILET seat.

Will you look at that.. man..
Don't know whose Boyfriend did that..
At the public toilet. Can he just lift up the
toilet cover.

That poor aunty who cleans the toilet
now has to look at it. I bet if he was to
clean that, he would PUKe.

so after i came out of the toilet, went to
the car park to drive my Baby, Vivien,
SAW one really cool designed car.

I think it's sweeet, I guess, this guy
knew his Gal loved cartoons, so he decorated
the whole car with so many stickers.
MWHAHAHA..

How romantic can guys be.

Arrived home, and chatted With My friend,
Eliza, and so she made some really cool statements,

Me: so you bought a burger for yourself?

HER: Nope.

Me: How come?

HER: bought for my cousing, My mommy,
and myself. hahha..

*LuUeE has Fainted*

BLEKS..

2007-05-21T22:34:00.000+08:00

Drinking something that has almost expired.

I just remembered yesterday night,
that i bought a drink a day ago,
but fogotten to drink it,
So i went to drink it. Taste so sour.
The drink is usually sweet. I think
The bacteria has already eaten alot
of the sweet part. No choice,
the drink is cost 2 bucks.

At the end, i drank half of it,
Drank 1 buck.

Luckily, the next day,
i din have any diareahea.
Sorry, i long time, din have speling
test, my spelling seems to suck

But no worries. I just google's.
Spelling checker. hahaha..

BOoMb Japan SEEMS to be the most
relevant Word. HUAHAHAUAUA..
So lucky, i din bomb japan.
IF not today, i din thnink i would be
blogging here. Would be stuck in the toilet.
Smelling Expired gas.
From the expired drink.

*LuUeE* has fainted. hahha..

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Got this from YES, SOMMPI FORUM again.
hahaha..

Link.

Bout male boobies
So funny.

Lackluster: okay i have like muscular boobies...
i would show you guys a picture but im kinda
embarrassed by my boobies lol!

So which Male boobies have you got?
The question is to be or not to be.

No worries. The second male boobies can be
cured. Just go to the gym, and eat less..
hehe..

And so these are some of the responses
i got from Soompi Forum with regards to
Male Boobies. Btw, i call my Male Boobies.

L And R, Right and Left.

N nope, my right male boobie, isn't call
the right male boobie, in fact it,s called
LEFT.

hahaha..

Soompi member responses on Male Boobies.

lmao! xD
hmm... i think man boobies are kinda scary.. o____o;;
but I guess it's quite not to some other girls lol. xD
er.. and i don't know if that's exactly a turn off or not >_>

if you mean man boobies as in PECKS then
it's a turn on. but.. if you mean man boobies
as in you probably need a bra...then that's
a total turn OFF.

If it's flabby, it's a turn off, like if it's like the
kid in your signature, then yes, it's a turn
off, but if it's musclar, it's a turn onn.

Turn off. I don't want a guy with bigger
boobs than mine.

2007-05-18T19:47:00.000+08:00

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My father is pretty Cute. if you ask me.

A few days ago, he asked me to put some
MP3 s into his handphone.

So yea, i placed techno, old song, new songs.
I set the message tone, to A techno. So it
would sound very very cool. Although,
i knew my father wanted an Oldie.
hahha..

So later, he complained to me,

Son, I don't listen to techno at all, Please la
Delete it. I want oldies.

So i deleted all the Technos and placed..
All Oldies.

The next day, while i was sleeping. Son,
Can you put some technos inside?
WAHAHAHAHA..

================----------------------

Yesterday , i went out with my sis and Eliza.
And her admirer.

MWAHAHAHA..
yes, it was funny. That's why i writing it here.

So we were to go this Cafe, And the parking
for this place always full. Then don't park
illegally also cannot.

So we changed place to hang out. Arrived at this
place. And so my sis admirer caLLED.

He parked the car, nearby, and so he din
wanna come down of the car, asked my sister
go and find him at the car. While he din wanna
sit down in my table.

No ball. I told my sister, if he was to talk
with my sis, he should not ask her
to go to the car, should just be a man
and sit down. Talk.

So he kept on saying he din wanna come down.
I kept telling my sister, if he wanna talk
with her, he should have balls and come down.
SIT.

So at the end,

He said he wanted to leave. BUT JUST AS
ELIZA AND I HAVE PREDICTED.
HE drove away. AND GUESS WHAT?
He come back and sit. NOW HE'S GOT THE BALLS.
mwhahhaah.. YES, THAT'S WHAT A MAN should do.

===============-----------------

FINALLY, INTRODUCING MY NOTTI
BUT COOL GUY friend, ANDREW..

Why, look at the way he parks.
Aint that cool. One car, taking three parking spaces.
In Miri, parking in illegal places like on yellow line,
or parking three spaces is considered legal.

COZ IF YOU AINT ILLEGAL, you aint legal.
Got thAT from too fast too furious.
If you aint out of control, you aint in control.

The price of oil is so expensive in Malaysia,
that everyone do not bother to find proper parkings.
mwhah. but who knows i might be wrong.

Show you this pic.

2007-05-14T22:43:00.000+08:00

Today's post is bout LOVE..
and i love talking bout LOVE,
coz everyone LOVES LOVE.
LOVE .. AH... chhhh..

One day out with a my good friend, Eliza, ahaha..
We saw a couple, wore shirts that matched each
other.

She said "WHAT THE? " Matching uniforms?
Scared people din know they are a couple, is it?"
haha..

I Laughed so hard, and to continue, there was
another annoying thing that some couples do
in the public, like holding each other so tight in
in public, kissing, being romantic.

What.. HOW BOUT THE GUY CARRYING
THE BAG FOR HIS GAL.. MWHAHAHA..
LOLxxxxxxxx..

Please, Baby, let me hold your bag.

Please ,Baby, I buy all the things you want me to,
and i will give you all the things you want.

Hmm, What about after he got married with his wife?
How many actually still do these romantic stuff?

--------
Anyways, next, Some of the rejections line,
i got from a website. Thats its cool to use. mwhaha..
BY THE LADIES. TO THE GUYS.

he:"Your place or mine?"
she:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

he:"What sign were you born under?"
she:"No Parking."

he: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
she:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

--------------------

One morning i was in bed at 7am when i heard some glass smashed.
I got up imidiately altough i was sleepy just to check how Vivien
was. I was worried bout her. BTW, Vivien's my car.

I went out my door looked around, ah.. Vivien's fine.

Recently, i've hurt Vivien....

Dear Vivien,
i know we've been married for some time
now, when your dirty, i wash you,
Everyday i hold your hand (the steering wheels),
I am really sorry for being so careless,
Scratched your heart(bumper) very badly,
I know this will hurt you for a while,
When i start to work, i promise you,
to try my best and make it up for you...

So another thing i found out,
Guys who do not have mascular hands,
and hairy armpits better stick to wearing
sleeved shirts. Or else.

GALS will get really turned off.
Looking at the sweaty flabby hands
bounce as they run. And with the hair..
BUSHING OUT. Litterally through the armpit.
you can already feel the smell, although
i know the realy smell is worst.
Sleevelessness has one disadvantage too,
when running, people can see hairs
rubbing against the armpit..

Can also use to scrub Woks.

DID I SPOIL YOUR APPETITE NOW.

2007-05-10T22:11:00.000+08:00

A JOKE.

hahaha..

Why superman used to fly with one hand?
nowadays he flies with two hands?

Last time, There were manual gear shifts
nowadays There's always auto.

====------

I have chatted with a new friend. Quite a funny conversation.

My friend: Who are you?
Me: The question is how did you get my email address..
My friend: You are quite handsome and cute.
Me: Hmm, who knows, maybe i am a fat ugly guy
sitting behind the computer
and that is the only nice pics i've taken.

There are some more interesting stuff that i fogot.

Sometimes who knows, i might really be a fat guy
behind the pc. MWAHAHAA.. There was once
my friend was about to date this gal who claimed
she looked like BRITNEY and so on the day of
the date, he went to find BRITNEY. only to his
disappointment.

Talking bout love,

sometimes, my friend teases me
when i go out with my gal.
They will like to say

"ooo.. that's your gf. hahha"
For me, i am fine with that. Cause, hehe.. I don't really mind.

I would say, yea. that's my gf.
And we got a great fun. mwhaha..

So you interested know her?

Who says a guy and a gal can't walk around as friends.
And only couples do it. I do the walking around all the time
too with my guy friends. mwhhaha..

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Went to collect my grad regalia coz i graduating, and it was
at a hallway where i had to queue. And it was damn
hot, and then the people around me was
talking. In fact, all of them are talking, talking.

=.=lll Making the place even hotter, absorbing all the
oxygen around the place.

LOOK PEOPLE, THERE IS A LACK OF OXYGEN.
IN THE ROOM. I was sweating like a roasted
pig in an oven. My shirt. I wet. Sweated. hai..
Need to wash it again. Too bad.

HOT HOT HOT..

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