I just remembered yesterday night, that i bought a drink a day ago, but fogotten to drink it, So i went to drink it. Taste so sour. The drink is usually sweet. I think The bacteria has already eaten alot of the sweet part. No choice, the drink is cost 2 bucks.
At the end, i drank half of it, Drank 1 buck.
Luckily, the next day, i din have any diareahea. Sorry, i long time, din have speling test, my spelling seems to suck
But no worries. I just google's. Spelling checker. hahaha..
BOoMb Japan SEEMS to be the most relevant Word. HUAHAHAUAUA.. So lucky, i din bomb japan. IF not today, i din thnink i would be blogging here. Would be stuck in the toilet. Smelling Expired gas. From the expired drink.
Lackluster: okay i have like muscular boobies... i would show you guys a picture but im kinda embarrassed by my boobies lol!
So which Male boobies have you got? The question is to be or not to be.
No worries. The second male boobies can be cured. Just go to the gym, and eat less.. hehe..
And so these are some of the responses i got from Soompi Forum with regards to Male Boobies. Btw, i call my Male Boobies.
L And R, Right and Left.
N nope, my right male boobie, isn't call the right male boobie, in fact it,s called LEFT.
hahaha..
Soompi member responses on Male Boobies.
lmao! xD hmm... i think man boobies are kinda scary.. o____o;; but I guess it's quite not to some other girls lol. xD er.. and i don't know if that's exactly a turn off or not >_>
if you mean man boobies as in PECKS then it's a turn on. but.. if you mean man boobies as in you probably need a bra...then that's a total turn OFF.
If it's flabby, it's a turn off, like if it's like the kid in your signature, then yes, it's a turn off, but if it's musclar, it's a turn onn.
Turn off. I don't want a guy with bigger boobs than mine.
===========--------------- My father is pretty Cute. if you ask me.
A few days ago, he asked me to put some MP3 s into his handphone. So yea, i placed techno, old song, new songs. I set the message tone, to A techno. So it would sound very very cool. Although, i knew my father wanted an Oldie. hahha.. So later, he complained to me,
Son, I don't listen to techno at all, Please la Delete it. I want oldies.
So i deleted all the Technos and placed.. All Oldies.
The next day, while i was sleeping. Son, Can you put some technos inside? WAHAHAHAHA..
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Yesterday , i went out with my sis and Eliza. And her admirer.
MWAHAHAHA.. yes, it was funny. That's why i writing it here.
So we were to go this Cafe, And the parking for this place always full. Then don't park illegally also cannot.
So we changed place to hang out. Arrived at this place. And so my sis admirer caLLED.
He parked the car, nearby, and so he din wanna come down of the car, asked my sister go and find him at the car. While he din wanna sit down in my table.
No ball. I told my sister, if he was to talk with my sis, he should not ask her to go to the car, should just be a man and sit down. Talk.
So he kept on saying he din wanna come down. I kept telling my sister, if he wanna talk with her, he should have balls and come down. SIT.
So at the end,
He said he wanted to leave. BUT JUST AS ELIZA AND I HAVE PREDICTED. HE drove away. AND GUESS WHAT? He come back and sit. NOW HE'S GOT THE BALLS. mwhahhaah.. YES, THAT'S WHAT A MAN should do.
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FINALLY, INTRODUCING MY NOTTI BUT COOL GUY friend, ANDREW..
Why, look at the way he parks. Aint that cool. One car, taking three parking spaces. In Miri, parking in illegal places like on yellow line, or parking three spaces is considered legal.
COZ IF YOU AINT ILLEGAL, you aint legal. Got thAT from too fast too furious. If you aint out of control, you aint in control.
The price of oil is so expensive in Malaysia, that everyone do not bother to find proper parkings. mwhah. but who knows i might be wrong.
Today's post is bout LOVE.. and i love talking bout LOVE, coz everyone LOVESLOVE. LOVE .. AH... chhhh..
One day out with a my good friend, Eliza, ahaha.. We saw a couple, wore shirts that matched each other.
She said "WHAT THE? " Matching uniforms? Scared people din know they are a couple, is it?" haha..
I Laughed so hard, and to continue, there was another annoying thing that some couples do in the public, like holding each other so tight in in public, kissing, being romantic.
What.. HOW BOUT THE GUY CARRYING THE BAG FOR HIS GAL.. MWHAHAHA.. LOLxxxxxxxx..
Please, Baby, let me hold your bag.
Please ,Baby, I buy all the things you want me to, and i will give you all the things you want.
Hmm, What about after he got married with his wife? How many actually still do these romantic stuff?
-------- Anyways, next, Some of the rejections line, i got from a website. Thats its cool to use. mwhaha.. BY THE LADIES. TO THE GUYS.
he:"Your place or mine?" she:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
he:"What sign were you born under?" she:"No Parking."
he: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" she:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"
guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven? girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too."
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One morning i was in bed at 7am when i heard some glass smashed. I got up imidiately altough i was sleepy just to check how Vivien was. I was worried bout her. BTW, Vivien's my car.
I went out my door looked around, ah.. Vivien's fine.
Recently, i've hurt Vivien....
Dear Vivien, i know we've been married for some time now, when your dirty, i wash you, Everyday i hold your hand (the steering wheels), I am really sorry for being so careless, Scratched your heart(bumper) very badly, I know this will hurt you for a while, When i start to work, i promise you, to try my best and make it up for you...
So another thing i found out, Guys who do not have mascular hands, and hairy armpits better stick to wearing sleeved shirts. Or else.
GALS will get really turned off. Looking at the sweaty flabby hands bounce as they run. And with the hair.. BUSHING OUT. Litterally through the armpit. you can already feel the smell, although i know the realy smell is worst. Sleevelessness has one disadvantage too, when running, people can see hairs rubbing against the armpit..
Why superman used to fly with one hand? nowadays he flies with two hands?
Last time, There were manual gear shifts nowadays There's always auto. ====------
I have chatted with a new friend. Quite a funny conversation.
My friend: Who are you? Me: The question is how did you get my email address.. My friend: You are quite handsome and cute. Me: Hmm, who knows, maybe i am a fat ugly guy sitting behind the computer and that is the only nice pics i've taken.
There are some more interesting stuff that i fogot.
Sometimes who knows, i might really be a fat guy behind the pc. MWAHAHAA.. There was once my friend was about to date this gal who claimed she looked like BRITNEY and so on the day of the date, he went to find BRITNEY. only to his disappointment.
Talking bout love,
sometimes, my friend teases me when i go out with my gal. They will like to say
"ooo.. that's your gf. hahha" For me, i am fine with that. Cause, hehe.. I don't really mind.
I would say, yea. that's my gf. And we got a great fun. mwhaha..
So you interested know her?
Who says a guy and a gal can't walk around as friends. And only couples do it. I do the walking around all the time too with my guy friends. mwhhaha..
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Went to collect my grad regalia coz i graduating, and it was at a hallway where i had to queue. And it was damn hot, and then the people around me was talking. In fact, all of them are talking, talking.
=.=lll Making the place even hotter, absorbing all the oxygen around the place.
LOOK PEOPLE, THERE IS A LACK OF OXYGEN. IN THE ROOM. I was sweating like a roasted pig in an oven. My shirt. I wet. Sweated. hai.. Need to wash it again. Too bad.
I got this from Soompi.com Pretty Amazing if you asked me, and i agree... MODIFIED THEM..
1. Guys do not care if their friends have gained or lost any weight as long as it's not becoming too think or too fat.
Gal A: WAH LAU, why you grow so fat??? Gal B: Kek Tioz =.= lll
Guys: Let's go eat KFC, MC DONALDS Guy B: I got fatter already wo. Guy: Don't be a sissy and eat more. If you don't eat, you don't give me face. And if you don't give me face, you don't give my aunty face...
2. Guys do not need to shave below their necks. But if we do shave below our necks, gals would not wanna be near us by the second week cause the hair would be too sharp and short and it hurts.
The hair can use for scrubbing woks and pans.
3. Few pair of shoes, shirt, jeans are more than enough, and when we go travel, just one suitcase will do. And guys only take about 5 minutes to prepare.
Guy a wants to ask his Guy B friend out Guy a: EH, brother, later you want limteh (cafe) Guy b: Sure, No problems. Guy a: I pick you up in 10 minutes Guy B: Ok.
4. Guys can whip off shirt (topless) at a hot day. . .
5. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
Yea.. We just sit there enjoying football game, wrestling.. And is blank in the mind.
6. One mood, all the time. Yep, i dont know bout this one, but i guess there are some guys who have different types of mood.. Sissiness.. Angry.. nagging.. But yea, on a general basis a guy has no expressions at all whether he is angry, sad.. When he is sad, he just sits there blank. Angry also sits there blank.
NO NAGGING REQUIRED.
7. We can just go to any toilet we want, standing there doing business, without thinking whether the toilet is dirty or not, coz there is not body contact. And when guys are in the toilet, guys do not talk with each other. Or else, that sounds gayish. So as a result, it cuts aways loads of toilet waiting time for other dudes.
8. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
360 degrees wide apart also can 180 degrees wide apart also can 90 degrees wide apart also can
9. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
Guy A: i wanna adjust my crotch, it's an emergency.. Guy B: No problems, just adjust that crotch. Scratching crotch is a healthy thing. WE NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
10. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back. Yea, this one is true, TRUE, but i really dislike it, when i see other guys talking gossip of other people, sounds like an aunty..
11. The remote control is yours and yours alone. And it has my name on it. And i memorized every singly button on this remote. I know my remote.
YEA, SOCCERS ON MY RING FINGER, Hbo is on my thumb finger Star Movie is on my middle finger, Star world is on my Little finger hahha..
Got one more finger , i don't know what to call. But it controls my CNBC channel.
12. When asking for to borrow from a guy, usually it just takes 5 seconds...
Guy: Can i borrow you Book? Guy B: Yea sure. Guy: REALLY? Guy B: GO AND BORROW IT.
13. When you wanna go out with a meeting with other friends, it just take 10 minutes for preparation. mwhaha. . coz we don't really care how the other person looks, it would be really weird to see my friend prepared with makeup on his face. I would run away like a speeding bullet train. And never talk to him again.
14. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. Yea, true true.. We guys don't really care, if other guys wear the same outfit that we wear. UNLESS THEIR SISSY OF COS, AND OVERSENSITIVE.
15. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed. Yea, if guys becomes friends, good friends, even though we din talk for one year and met a year later, we still would be great buddies no questions asked
16. GUYS underwear is $10 for a three-pack. That is why the guys section has not many guys buying clothes. We just go into a shopping mall, go to the guys section, pick anything, as long as it covers, pay money. DONE
17. Guys only activity in a shopping mall is to find somewhere nice, a cafe, pub, bar, to talk with friends for hours, drinking that cup of coffee or tea, sip by sip for hours talking crap.
Guys: haha.. I got one friend, he has a wife, is so big size twice his size. He uses his motorbike to drive his wife around. Guy b: I think one time, i saw his motorbike plate number from behind. I was in the car and his motorbike was in front of me.
I saw, how come his wife use the motorbike nowadays. Oh.. It seems that he got covered by his wife.
Guy C: WAH LAU. so can his feet really stand it, when parking down waiting for the traffic light since you need to keep the bike stable?
Guy: Hai yo, simple thing also don't know, his wife put both leg down, the whole motorbike also already stable.
18. When a breakup happens for guys, guys have never been sleepless and eatless for weeks. It just takes a day or so to recover.
19. Guys do not go thinking what happened to them if anything bad happens, coz our brain (guys) are designed in such a way that we just pretend nothing has ever happened.
And these are just some of the reasons why god created guys to be like this, coz we married the ladies and do not mind of how they look, think as long as we're wedded to them.
I m not sure what other guys are like, but this is what me and my friends are like.
