Crime Scene Investigation...

Hi My name is Luuee, Chief Foreisic
investigator.

The Crime Scene














Crime scene 2, And yes, I have a hairy Leg















Two Lizards were found dead,
I am here to solve the murder..

I have also hired my team
of forensic experts.






























Where did he come from??
















After some research, this is what
could have cause the tooot of the lizards.

Scenario 1
























Scenario 2

The answers Revealed..

Hi My name is Luuee,
And today, i will two things will be revealed..

1. How did you find my friend..
Rafudi , Is he real.Yea, you bet
he's real, but His friendster aint.










I photoshoped the whole friendster.

2. Hahaha.. you've asked..
where is this special toilet restuarant






















The address
Toilet Bowl,
Taipei Metro,
Hsinpu Station, Exit 1

Link here

Is Grandma dating again..?

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These are my wife!!!

This is a scene from Ali G that i particular find funny.

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"This food tastes bad".. yea, waitrees
and waiters get this all the time,that
very statement. But what
actually happens when they hear that?





"What, your money
is that big?"












Do they feel good,I bet no,
Do they get piss, Depends.
Theyre not cookin the food.
They just earning low pays from
their boss who gets all the profit.

But what if there was a signal, wat signal?
Everytime, when a angry customer scolds,
waitress raise their eyeblow to the cooks.

Why? The signal that there should
an added recipe should be added to his food.

Once my friend who was a cook said"I actually
add spit as an ingredientto the food".

My debate: I think customers arealways right.
If the food taste badthen chefs should change the
way we cook.Otherwise no one wanna visit
that restuarant.

One sure thing, never wanna piss
off a chef too much. Later he will
add an extra ingredient.

Extra ingredients ranges from nose shit to spit.
The next timeyou see so much bubbles
in the tea, hmm.. there might be an
added ingredient in it.

So the next time you go to a restaurant
to dine in, if thefood taste alrite,
i think youshould not scold the waiter, orELSE!!!

Who's that stranger???

An mtv clip went like this. A girl walked into
the house going to the bathroom.
saw a naked but cute stranger.

What would you do in that situation..?

If i was going into my bathroom and saw a
back of pretty girl bathing:

1. Just hope is not a he.

2. Bring out some pop corn and watch.

3. Ask what her number is

4. Maybe from behind is pretty how bout is it really she is pretty..

5. Hope it's NOT A GHOST!!!

HorroR Movie...

Does this place look familiar???

Dont this look familiar to you, The faithful
place that you visit every single day, 365
days of your life, But why blog bout something
so familiar. What is it with this picture, It's
just a toilet aint it.













NO!!! It's a toilet restuarant. HI I m LuuEe,
Today, i wanna share with you a romantic place.
Presenting to you the only place where men
can see women and women can see men, And it's
legal.














Presenting to you a place where you don't
feel disgusted bout eating in the toilet.
A place where toilets look cool and trendy.

Cool friendster account..

While i was browsing in friendster..
I found his friendster..
Meet Rafudi.. and his cool friendster a/c...










View his friendster a/c

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I guess.. your thinking where i found his..
friendster..

My question to you.. Is this
account real.. The answer will
be revealed.. soon...

One day, my best pal told me.. "Buddy..
you know what.. just now..
while i was running.. on the treadmill..

On the treadmill next to mine was a
pretty girl.. she's quite hot.. a slim body..
with a set of A cup.. you know what..oo~"




















"From her behind... her body figure..
like a fitness model.. slim at the
right places.. but why there is a strange feeling.. "

"IS IT LOVE? Is is chemistry?
Although, i din really enjoy chemistry class.."

But one final thing to make things
perfect was how she looked like..

So he wore his glasses...

ARRRRRRRRRRRR............and made a horrific
discovery..And i don't think he enjoyed
his meals that day..

Cartoon comic.. of the day..

Yea.. we hate.. it
at the cinema when
people yell, talk,
sing, put feet on chair..

But we can't hate
a guy for having
a big hair..

A very cool Japanese clip...

This is one cool japanese short
video clip that i found...

After you watch this video..
look at the formula.. at the last
few seconds.. of the video..

YOU WILL BE AMAZED!!!










Watch now!!!

Gotten from AmericanRonin.com

Why people love to gamble..and singers wanna be single..

"Damn, i lost 5 thousand.." Have you heard about this phrase all the time..
Then what happens..? Yea.. he bets again...

yea.. you wanna know why..? Me is here.. to explain..

but first.. i ask you... if you eat the same nice food every single..
day.. what happens? You get so bored of it..
that even if someone paid..
you to eat.. you would'nt even think of touching.. it..

The reason why we love gambling we don't
get to get rewards all the time..
and the rewards is huge.. a million... 2 million..
If you won ever day.. you also.. become quite bored..

And singers.. why they wanna be single.. or faked..?

It gives the fans a sense of the feeling that they wanna obtain the singer..
but yet.. can't get.. them..

And suddenly.. when the singer pronounced that they are married..
a lot of the fans.. give up..

and if that singer was your bro.. you feel bored.. to see him all the time
on tv..

And so that is why.. Singers waanna be single.. and gambling is addictive..

Cool stuff i found from other blogs..

1. Any one wants to apply for this post..?



















Wonder how much is the salary..
And how does my potential partner
look like???


Got this cool picture from KimKc..

2. This is a cool dog.. With this cool dog..
You do not need to worry about
burglars..
Just one look at this dog.. all burglars..
will get frigthen and run away..

Yea, i am mean..
on the outside..
but.. i am soft
inside.. please
all lady dogs..
i am kind..
I desperately
need a date..
I have bling bling...






Got this from Cheeserland..

3. The cool bald one from KangKongBelacan..




Yea..
I know i bald
ba..













Yea.. we are proud to have our hair still intact..
lookin at him.. he looks kinda like me..
Except he is more tan..

With that is this weeks cool stuff i found from
other blogs.. more cool stuff.. coming to a town
near you..

The Worm...

When a worm wears clothes..
he will have lines on his body..
and the cool thing bout my worm is
that he wears thongs.. YEA.. MAN..

World cup 2006...

Italian.s are the champion..

During the whole of the fifa
world cup 2006 month...
People have lost pens,
underwears, Iguana's,
Temper's, Bread,...











I think the coolest moment..was when Zidane Headbutted
the Italian defender..

Zidane: My head like metal man..

This is my friend.. SHY BOY..

Shy boy is an ordinary person with
a very shy personality.. move your mouse
around him.. and when he feels shy.. he will
blush..

A girl.. and her work...

It was Mary's first day going to work.. when she met a cute.. guy..

Cute Guy: Hi..
Mary: Hi.. I am new here..
Cute Guy: Oh.. me.. also new here.. 5 years ago..

Mary thought: wow.. on my first day of work already can meet such a cute.. guy.. Potential boyfriend material..

Cute guy: So wanna exchange phone numbers?
Mary: Ok sure... so tonight wanna go on dinner?

Cute guy: Yeah... but.. i got to ask My WIFE... if she wanna come...



















Mary Thought's: Oh brother.. He's got a wife...
Cute guy: Hahaha.. my wife is my Puppy.. Not
sure if she will be hungry tonight..

Butt eatin monster..

I was really impressed with the blog
entry called the LC eating monster
from JUSTANotherTragedy

I've created the Butt eating monster..




















The students wanted to cross the river
with their butts intact but
then suddenly, there was the butt eating monster..
so how le?



















So lucky got one of the students have flat butt..
nothing for the butt monster to eat..



















So what to do since there are 5 students who just
went to eat pizza hut.. le? how they
defeat the butt monster..

Of coz.. FART POWER.. all of them fart together..




















And so the butt eatin monster was defeated..
He pengsang after smelling so many fart..
But the one which really make him pengsan..

Is the beef stew fart..

PENSAN: FAINTING..



















So the 5 students finally could cross the river..

COOL TOILET SIGNS..

I've created some toilet signs..

We boys..

We boys..

Girl's r boy's best pals..

Boy talking to a girl he knows already quite long time who has a cute girl friend: Let's talk about something...

Girl thought: He usually doesn't like to talk bout anythin, now suddenly come to talk.. what is he up to..
I bet it's becoz my friends cute..

Boy: Anything la..

Girl: I know la.. you wanna know my friend la.. I won't tell you la.. u find out your self..
Always take advantge of me.. I remember the last time, when i introduced you my girl friend,
you scare her away le..

Boy: Now different la.. I think i change liao.. But still i think the girl you intro me..
was deperate for me.. la..

Girl: DESPERATE, BLEHZ.. LOOK AT YOUR self in the mirror.. HAMSAP (CHeeky) looking face..
Any girl who talk with you also scared la..

Boy: This time, i promise to only call her twice a day.. la.. SO HARD to control..

Girl: That's why la.. You should only call once ba..


BOY'S NUMBER 1 FRIEND.. GIRL..

Boy's 1st best pal is his gf.. then only followed by his pet.. DOG..

Boy to gf: OO... your cooking so fantastic..
Boy's mind: hhahaha.. I am gonna save money again..

Gf: Is it.. ?
Boy to gf: Ya lo... so nice.. i waanna eat again..

GF: oh then i cook more la..

boy to gf: yes... my gf.. is my best pal..

LAUNCHING.. THE NEWEST ADDITION TO MY BLOG..

My art work.. I have placed the link at the side..
if you like the art work.. you can save them..

My Art Gallery

Men's toilet...

What men do in toilet..


















This is the typical design of men's toilet.. As you can see there is
usually a IMainary red target in the middle..

This is the pee pee area of all men..

We men, Also race.. Example,

Boy 1: I know i pee longer..
Boy 2: No, I pee longer..
Boy 1: Wanna bet... ???
Boy 2: Ya let's bet..

Men don't really talk much in the toilet except look at each other..
thinking who has a longer..

Feet..

Ya la.. longer smalller brother ba..



The girl: OOO~ so short..








Sometimes, it is strange.. that at the pee pee area..
Can find tissue paper..

But the question is.. how come can find tissue paper.. ?
Men no need no tissue paper...

Anyways.. when we finish pee pee.. wwe usually
shake shake shake..

Then at last.. come out..

The average men go to toilet: around 1 minute..
Go in, pee pee.. at the red target area..
come out..